The Tweet of God

[mahatmakanejeeves]

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

God (Thee/Thy)
@TheTweetOfGod

I'm not a parody, Elon. I'm actually God, I'm actually almighty, and I actually think you're insane.
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Heaven • Joined October 2010

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[Turbineguy]

1. My erstwhile Minister always said that God has a sense of humor.

[Jilly_in_VA]

2. If She didn't

would she have made elephants? Or cats, to keep us amused?

[Dysfunctional]

6. You mean I'm not supposed to be keeping my cat amused?

[GreenWave]

3. All this faith...

...and still no first or last name, just some generic title?

[rurallib]

4. so does God have to pay the 8 bucks for a check mark?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

5. Sayeth God:

There's almost nothing I wouldn't do to get verified.

But paying $8 a month is one of them.

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