A joke about a senior citizen confronting a young man on a bus #8

[Stuart G]

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He has got spiked multi-colored hair that is green, purple and orange.

His clothes are a tattered mix of rags.

His legs are bare, he is in shorts and the legs are covered with odd tatoos. His face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.

He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next 20 minutes....Finally,,,

The punk gets self -conscious and barks at the old man..."What are you looking at you old fart...didn't you ever do anything
wild when you were young?..Without missing a beat..the old man replies: Yeah, back when I was young and in the navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and I had sex with a parrot...I thought maybe you were my son..."

[Quartermass]

1. Not really funny.

[pacalo]

2. Hahaaaa!

Best comeback evahhhh! Just AWESOME!

[ElboRuum]

3. Meh. Heard this in about 10 different forms.

[Stuart G]

4. Nothing new in jokeland...

I remember watching Star Trek IV, about the whales. Spock and Kirk are on a bus, and this joke is played out in a different form.
I laughed then, and I laugh now at this one.

[Shoe Horn]

5. If someone was glaring at me for 20 minutes I'd say something also.

Making fun of adventurous fashion seems petty and conformist.
Also, the joke just isn't funny.

[Stuart G]

6. About the joke not being "funny.."

To you it isn't funny, to me it is.

Humor is a private thing.
The exaggeration of the scene, if you have seen Star Trek IV,
is the clue to this humor..It worked for me,
but not for you.
...sorry..
. After all, it is just a joke..

[blueamy66]

7. Laughed out loud

why do people feel the need to be mean?

Like my Mom used to say.....If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all....Oh, and she is dead now, so don't say something mean about her too, k?

[Shoe Horn]

9. Glaring at someone and saying they look like a son of parrot----> not mean.

Yeah, you get the moral high ground here. Pfffft.

[Shoe Horn]

8. A joke at the expense of a beat up and already reviled minority.

Therefore--->Unfunny.

[Glassunion]

12. Right. That's it.

[Shoe Horn]

13. lol

[Shoe Horn]

10. About the most un-funny thing I've heard in a while.

Thanks. In that way, it's kinda funny.

[Glassunion]

11. Gave me a chuckle. Not laugh out loud, but a chuckle none the less.

Thanks