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Mon Dec 26, 2011, 05:48 PM

A joke about a senior citizen confronting a young man on a bus #8

A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He has got spiked multi-colored hair that is green, purple and orange.

His clothes are a tattered mix of rags.

His legs are bare, he is in shorts and the legs are covered with odd tatoos. His face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.

He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next 20 minutes....Finally,,,

The punk gets self -conscious and barks at the old man..."What are you looking at you old fart...didn't you ever do anything
wild when you were young?..Without missing a beat..the old man replies: Yeah, back when I was young and in the navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and I had sex with a parrot...I thought maybe you were my son..."

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Reply A joke about a senior citizen confronting a young man on a bus #8 (Original post)
Stuart G Dec 2011 OP
Quartermass Dec 2011 #1
pacalo Dec 2011 #2
ElboRuum Dec 2011 #3
Stuart G Dec 2011 #4
Shoe Horn Dec 2011 #5
Stuart G Dec 2011 #6
blueamy66 Dec 2011 #7
Shoe Horn Dec 2011 #9
Shoe Horn Dec 2011 #8
Glassunion Dec 2011 #12
Shoe Horn Dec 2011 #13
Shoe Horn Dec 2011 #10
Glassunion Dec 2011 #11

Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Mon Dec 26, 2011, 05:51 PM

1. Not really funny.

 

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Mon Dec 26, 2011, 11:04 PM

2. Hahaaaa!

Best comeback evahhhh! Just AWESOME!

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Mon Dec 26, 2011, 11:50 PM

3. Meh. Heard this in about 10 different forms.

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Response to ElboRuum (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:06 AM

4. Nothing new in jokeland...

I remember watching Star Trek IV, about the whales. Spock and Kirk are on a bus, and this joke is played out in a different form.
I laughed then, and I laugh now at this one.

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:19 AM

5. If someone was glaring at me for 20 minutes I'd say something also.

Making fun of adventurous fashion seems petty and conformist.
Also, the joke just isn't funny.

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Response to Shoe Horn (Reply #5)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:25 AM

6. About the joke not being "funny.."

To you it isn't funny, to me it is.

Humor is a private thing.
The exaggeration of the scene, if you have seen Star Trek IV,
is the clue to this humor..It worked for me,
but not for you.
...sorry..
. After all, it is just a joke..

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Response to Stuart G (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:30 AM

7. Laughed out loud

 

why do people feel the need to be mean?

Like my Mom used to say.....If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all....Oh, and she is dead now, so don't say something mean about her too, k?

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Response to blueamy66 (Reply #7)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:33 AM

9. Glaring at someone and saying they look like a son of parrot----> not mean.

Yeah, you get the moral high ground here. Pfffft.

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Response to Stuart G (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:31 AM

8. A joke at the expense of a beat up and already reviled minority.

Therefore--->Unfunny.

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Response to Shoe Horn (Reply #8)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 11:52 AM

12. Right. That's it.

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Response to Glassunion (Reply #12)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 12:05 PM

13. lol

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 09:38 AM

10. About the most un-funny thing I've heard in a while.

Thanks. In that way, it's kinda funny.

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Response to Stuart G (Original post)

Tue Dec 27, 2011, 11:52 AM

11. Gave me a chuckle. Not laugh out loud, but a chuckle none the less.

Thanks

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