How much would you have to be paid to lie in this spot?

[True Dough]

Link to tweet

[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. Nope.

[Ocelot II]

2. That would be a nope.

Sorta like this nope:

[True Dough]

5. Are you sure

that's not you in the photo?

[Ocelot II]

6. If the person were me they would be vomiting.

I would not be pining for that fjord.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. There was a dozen or more people in that pool when I

visited in 2019. Of course the falls were kind of puny at that time, just before the rains.

[magicarpet]

4. Here,.. hold my beer,..... (NT)

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

7. No amount would get me out there... nt

[LudwigPastorius]

8. From a travel web site:

The short swim or wade across is also safe, provided you obey the guide’s instructions. A less obvious cause for concern is the hippos and crocs that lurk in the Zambezi upriver of the waterfall. On the whole, however, these creatures are too sensible to come close to the waterfall,...

Humans: The Not-Too-Sensible Creatures

[True Dough]

9. Oh my!

That's hilarious. The hippos and crocs have more sense than some human beings!

[LuckyCharms]

10. With that beautiful woman, or by myself?

[True Dough]

11. Your wife

might push you over the falls!

[LuckyCharms]

12. She doesn't care.

She knows I'm all talk.

All talk, no action.

When you get to be my age, your mind makes promises that your body can't fill.

So she pats me on the head and lets me have my little fantasies.

[Luciferous]

13. Nope, I'm terrified of heights and that

just seems especially stupid.

[Chainfire]

14. Several million years ago, my ancestors figured out that falling out of the tree could be harmful to

one's health. They passed that knowledge down to me. The warning has been reinforced, through dreams, throughout my life. In my construction days, I had to do some "high" work; I toughed it out, but I certainly did not enjoy it. I remember being laughed at by the roofers when I had some work to do on the roof of the Florida State Capitol (22 stories). The wind was gusting and they would hang their toes off the edge. I wouldn't get within ten feet of the edge...