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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsCalifornia Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With A Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity
A farm owner from Shelbyville in California was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more than half-buried in his rectum.
Around 11:30 last night, Shelby County paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.
Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.
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https://lansingdaily.com/trending/california-egg-farmer-transported-to-hospital-with-a-live-adult-chichen-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/
OAITW r.2.0
(24,737 posts)I.ve gotten myself inebriated a lot in my fife, but sticking a live chicken up my butt never occurred to me,
The Polack MSgt
(13,201 posts)Ocelot II
(115,963 posts)Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)Maraya1969
(22,509 posts)Maybe they stick some real with the fake.
Renew Deal
(81,895 posts)2naSalit
(86,900 posts)And how'd it get there? I mean, was the hen cooperating at some point?
Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)dweller
(23,694 posts)Look for the cannon
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RockRaven
(15,068 posts)Of the former I was fairly sure (by had to check). Of the latter I was absolutely certain.
Ocelot II
(115,963 posts)Laffy Kat
(16,391 posts)I could see it happening there.
Meadowoak
(5,571 posts)yellowdogintexas
(22,288 posts)also Tennessee, Indiana, Illinois, Texas, Michigan, and Missouri.
Wiki does not mention California
Frasier Balzov
(2,676 posts)Like this never happened in Texas!
grumpyduck
(6,282 posts)projecting again.
diva77
(7,671 posts)rubbersole
(6,752 posts)regnaD kciN
(26,045 posts)
whose current lead story is about Putins male lover being murdered in Switzerland.
Still, the story reminds me of the old joke:
Whats the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole damn chicken.