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Ptah

(33,057 posts) Thu Mar 9, 2023, 05:27 PM Mar 2023

My grandson asked my "What did the alligator say to the fish?"

Chomp!

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My grandson asked my "What did the alligator say to the fish?" (Original Post) Ptah Mar 2023 OP

A dang kid already has better jokes than I do! ret5hd Mar 2023 #1

Four years old and he already outshines me. Ptah Mar 2023 #2

Good one Marthe48 Mar 2023 #3

He welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws. I like your grandson. Hekate Mar 2023 #4

ret5hd

(20,563 posts)

1. A dang kid already has better jokes than I do!

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Thu Mar 9, 2023, 05:58 PM

Mar 2023

Ptah

(33,057 posts)

2. Four years old and he already outshines me.

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 9, 2023, 06:07 PM

Mar 2023

Marthe48

(17,125 posts)

3. Good one

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Thu Mar 9, 2023, 06:26 PM

Mar 2023

made me smile

Hekate

(91,013 posts)

4. He welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws. I like your grandson.

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Thu Mar 9, 2023, 08:28 PM

Mar 2023

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

Lewis Carroll

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