Even though it's just Kali (OK, and her immediate family) within miles of the joint...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Kali]

1. yum

[CherokeeDem]

2. One Peach Rita Please...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...thanks!

[HopeHoops]

3. I bet the cops just LOVE hanging out there!

[nolabear]

4. The Drive Thru Daiquiri Stand is a New Orleans tradition.

I am not kidding! Rows upon rows of delicious daiquiri machines and big ol' milk carton go-cups.

It's a whole 'nother country.

[pinboy3niner]

5. If you're on a budget...

...Bud has a new 'LIME-A-RITA.' Tastes like a margarita, but it's actually an ale--with about double the alcohol content (8%) of their regular beer. I've seen it sold in 8-oz and 24-oz cans.

I've tried it, and it's actually pretty good.

[OriginalGeek]

6. I used to work at a liquor store that had a drive-thru window

back in the 90s. Long before I worked there it was a combination package store/lounge...you could order a mixed drink and get it through the drive-thru window. That part was closed down when I worked there but you could still order bottles through the window. Because of the neighborhood (very near a lot of "Gentleman's" clubs) I saw a lot of stuff. And a lot more stuff when the dancers found out they had to show ID to buy anything.

"Yes, those are very nice but they don't prove you're 21."

I appreciate a naked lady as much as the next guy but not anywhere near enough to go to jail for one.

I got called a lot of rotten names working there but that isn't even a sliver in the pie chart of reasons why that was a depressing job.