Help! I am being held prisoner!

[orangecrush]

Got stuck overnight away from home in snowstorm, co house renter has room key and fed and comforted her last night

That is my leg she is laying on and I am not allowed to move.

Has anyone figured out a fix for this?



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[mercuryblues]

1. A laser pointer should work.

[orangecrush]

4. Doesn't work

She is hip to the red dot, and won't chase it.

This is a cat stage of enlightenment.

[Walleye]

2. I read that the Prophet Muhammad once cut his sleeve off rather than disturb the cat sleeping on it

[orangecrush]

3. Yes

The purrs of wisdom.

[IcyPeas]

12. Was it the Prophet Muhammad? I always loved this picture:

[Walleye]

13. One of those legends that gets passed around I guess

That’s a pretty cool illustration

[spooky3]

5. I bribe cats with treats to find another spot. :-) nt

[orangecrush]

15. Might work

[Trailrider1951]

6. Just relax and accept your fate, human

There is no fix for this. Your feline overlord is comfortable, and should not be disturbed, although she may be bribed to move with tuna. Good luck!

[orangecrush]

16. Thanks!

Acceptance

[Deuxcents]

7. My kitty complains if I bump into her while she's hogging my bed

When she finds her spot, that’s it!

[orangecrush]

17. They are royalty

And expect to be treated as such

[meow2u3]

8. Catnip

A dish full of catnip ought to get her "high" and too much in a trance to bother you.

[orangecrush]

18. Tried that

Made it worse!

[sprinkleeninow]

9. Ooh, babycakes! 🥰 (Recommendation, don't do dat stuck thingy again!)

Seriously, glad ur okay.

[orangecrush]

19. THANK YOU!

[sprinkleeninow]

10. Youse guys are in L❤VE!

[orangecrush]

20. ...

[Ferrets are Cool]

11. A can opener in another room

[orangecrush]

22. Evil genius

I like it!

[Niagara]

14. Kickin' for some kitty love!!! 😻

[orangecrush]

21. Thanks, Niagara!