Silly jokes for tomorrow...Love my Irish friends!

[Enter stage left]

What do you call an Irish spider?
Paddy long legs.

How can you tell if your Irish friend is having a good time?
They're Dublin over with laughter.

Why can't you borrow money from Leprechauns?
Because they're always a little short.


Your turn, add what you may.

[Tanuki]

1. What's Irish and comes out in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!
☘️

[LakeArenal]

3. I heard it as: What's Irish, green and lives outside your door?

Pattie O’Furniture.

[nuxvomica]

7. "What's Irish and stays out all night?"

[Turbineguy]

2. I'm having a 7 course dinner

6 beers and a potato.

[TlalocW]

4. Two Irish men who work for the City of Dublin

Are inspecting a sidewalk across the street from a well-known house of ill-repute. While taking measurements and notes, they notice a well-known Protestant preacher round the corner, look both ways, then go in through the entrance.
"Ah, tis a shame when men o' the cloth be behavin' such," one said.
"Aye, you speak God's truth," the other replied.
Returning to their work, a well-known Rabbi rounds the corner, looks both ways, and goes in.
"Oh, is it any wonder why the youth o' today is in such dire straits?" one said.
"Aye, how can we hold anyone to a lower standard than our clergy?" the other replied.
Back to work, and soon a Priest came around the corner, looked both ways, and entered.
"Ah, now that's a right shame tis is," said one. "One of the poor lasses must be on her deathbed."
"Aye, and she's called for Last Rites," the other replied.

[Trueblue1968]

5. LIKE YOUR JOKES

[William Seger]

6. Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin

The bartender says, "Not U2 again!!!"

[Marthe48]

8. What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea