"So, what do you do for a living?" - "I torture people."

[DetlefK]

No better way to start your morning than the screams of a tortured scammer trying to get your money.

- "Ma'am, I have to warn you. In accordance with Section 157c..."
- "Hold on. I'm gonna write this down. 157c ..."
- "No, don't write this down! Do not write this down! Listen to what I'm saying!"



- "Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! I need you to stop using your brain and listening to me"



- "Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Ma'am! Stop talking or else, I swear to God, I will hang up this phone-call!"
- "Oh, I'm sorry."
- "Thank you. Now..."
*continues to talk over him*

[jmowreader]

1. The best scam call I ever heard involved my dad

Scammer calls the house...

"Grandpa? I'm in trouble. I'm in jail in Toronto."

"Is this (gives name)?"

"Yes, yes it is. I need bail money immediately."

((name) was sitting ten feet from him, in the living room)

"Hey (name), are you in jail in Toronto?"

((name) gets real strange look on his face)

"No, (my dad), I'm not in jail in Toronto."

"Well then, I guess you don't need any bail money." Click.