Is there any truth to what I'm hearing about microchips in tattoo ink, or is that just another

[brewens]

crackpot conspiracy theory I'm trying to get started?

My last one was LSD providing protection against COVID. It didn't fly.

[FSogol]

1. The funniest thing in the world about people concerned with scary microchips is that they all have

cell phones that document and broadcast their location 24/7 and sell the data to the highest bidder.

Why would anyone waste their time injecting microchips when people gladly purchase expensive tracking devices and carry them around?

[niyad]

4. Every time I hear that nonsense about vaccine nano/microchip trackers, I just

say, "cell phone".

[Alexander Of Assyria]

7. Good one! Why implant microchips when cellphones many microchips do the job just fine??

And if connected to social media it’s a bonanza! Implants are redundant.

[temporary311]

9. These are not smart people.

You've got to remember these are simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know, morons.

But in all seriousness, many of these people willingly spy on themselves more invasively than anything this side of the Stasi by using social media like Facebook.

[niyad]

10. Snicker.

[grumpyduck]

2. Yes there are microchips, and

they're activated by the Jewish space lasers.

[jcgoldie]

3. I like Fabrizio Copano's take

"If you think that Bill Gates is trying to control your mind, you should let Bill Gates control your mind. He's way smarter than you. This is a chance of improvement!"

(4:00)

[niyad]

5. That is hysterically funny!

[FSogol]

6. +1 n/t

[SWBTATTReg]

11. I love this response!

[milestogo]

8. No but sometimes the ink migrates to your lymph nodes.

[FSogol]

12. That's so cool, I'd love to have some rad flames tatted on my lymph nodes!

[Niagara]

13. Absolutely.

The microchip tattoo people have been tracking me since 1994.