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kairos12

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Thu May 25, 2023, 12:31 PM May 2023

One day a pigeon was sitting in a tree in Central Park.

Appearing beside him was a pigeon he didn't recognize. The new pigeon said he was from New Jersey and came to visit Central Park. The two pigeons spent the day together and had a great time. They agreed to meet in Central Park the next day, the Jersey pigeon was staying with family near Wall Street, but agreed to come back the next day.

The subsequent day the Central Park pigeon marveled at what a beautiful day it was. The sun was bright, but not too hot, with a nice, gentle breeze and blue skies. As the day went on the Jersey Pigeon failed to show. The NYC pigeon began to worry, maybe his new friend had by run over or taken by a predator.

Just as the NYC pigeon was about to give up he glanced down from the tree and saw the Jersey pigeon. He said, "I've been so worried about you, I waited all day and thought something had happened to you. Where have you been?"

The Jersey pigeon replied, "well, it was such a beautiful day I decided to walk."



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One day a pigeon was sitting in a tree in Central Park. (Original Post) kairos12 May 2023 OP
I was starting to think... lastlib May 2023 #1
Even better. kairos12 May 2023 #2

lastlib

(23,225 posts)
1. I was starting to think...
Thu May 25, 2023, 01:03 PM
May 2023

The Jersey pigeon had gone the scenic route by tRump Tower, and decided to, um, *decorate* Little Donny's statue.......

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