Little Rotten Johnny at Career Day

[jmowreader]

Teacher says to the class, “Children, tomorrow is Career Day. Come to school dressed in clothes like the ones you would wear at your job, and be prepared to tell us what career you want and why.”

The next morning Little Rotten Johnny came to school in a suit and tie. Teacher called on him first.

“I want to be a Republican congressman.”

“And why do you want that job, Little Rotten Johnny?”

“Because it’s the perfect job for me. All you have to do all day is rage tweet, steal, take credit for things you voted against, show Hunter Biden dick pics on National television and screw other men’s wives. I’ll fit right in.”

“Johnny! Republican congressmen are admirable, honest, hard-working people!”

“Since when?”

[Best_man23]

1. Little Rotten Johnny would get Expelled from a Florida School

For speaking truth.