Thread to speculate on Mitt's hair adhesive...and how often it's applied.

[Ken Burch]

I'm thinking...industrial-strength epoxy, re-coated biennially.

[HopeHoops]

1. Why doesn't he just borrow Trump's comb-over?

[pipi_k]

2. Domesticated skunk...

superglued whenever it slides off his head.

[Ken Burch]

3. Possibly...could solder or welding be involved as well?

I'm told his head gives off a burnt smell at close range.

[beknighted]

4. The very same adhesive Cameron Diaz's character used in "There's Something About Mary"

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[Ken Burch]

5. Can somebody photoshop Mitt with that?

Nothing like decaf Mormon manfat.

[beknighted]

6. Done

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[bluesbassman]

7. You win the thread!

[goclark]

8. I always wondered

if that was all his hair...it's not?