some things can never be unseen

[fizzgig]

blame my sister, i do.

[OriginalGeek]

1. My daughter would pay extra for that

She loves the guy. National Treasure is one of her favorite movies.


She's my daughter. I have to love her.





edit to add: Please don't tell her I said that. Not the part about loving her - she couldn't care less about that. But if she thought I was making disparaging remarks about Nick Cage I am scared of what might happen. Christ, she'd poison my corn dogs on her night to cook supper...

[fizzgig]

2. your secret is safe with me

i can't stand him myself

[OriginalGeek]

4. Thanks!

although, to be fair, he was just fine in Fast Times At Ridgemont High as stoner dude standing next to Spicoli.


It went downhill from there though...

[Bertha Venation]

3. Gives "sit on my face" a whole new meaning. n/t

[fizzgig]

6. thanks for that visual, bertha

>_<

[Xyzse]

5. Good God!!!

Seriously, I think I just went blind for a good 30 seconds.
Hideous.

[fizzgig]

7. i hope you've recovered your eyesight

i'd feel pretty bad about that

[Xyzse]

8. Yep...

30 seconds and a good head bang against the wall does wonders.

[geardaddy]

9. So, would the knock off version have Andy Samberg?