Which is a better sign that you have too much money?

[NNadir]

Cocaine addiction or having in your personal library the Handbook of Mummy Studies?

The latter, I think, is probably cheaper. It can be yours for only $379.99 plus the US VAT.

You would then be rich enough to read this wonderful article:

Life and Diseases of the Neolithic Glacier Mummy “Ötzi

I'm neither a cocaine junkie nor the owner of the Handbook of Mummy Studies.

[blm]

1. Heh

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. Cocaine may be dear and a Bugatti even dearer, but I'm sure you would find

“Mummy" dearest.

[Permanut]

3. I learned everything I need to know from the 1932 Boris Karloff movie.

[Drum]

4. I remember that Robin Williams quote.

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you have way too much money.”

[LudwigPastorius]

5. "Which is a better sign that you have too much money?"

You buy an established social media site so you can turn it into a Nazi circle jerk for you and your friends.

[Brother Buzz]

6. "Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money." -- Robin Williams.