Doctor asked me "Do you smoke or drink coffee"?

[LuckyCharms]

I said "I drink it".

[50 Shades Of Blue]

1. LOL Thanks! Needed a chuckle.

[lastlib]

2. Are you addicted to it, or just a recreational user?

asking for a friend.

[Beausoleil]

3. I find it hard to keep lit.

[patphil]

4. And...

[brewens]

5. I hope so. I imagine a coffee bong hit would be a little harsh! LOL n/t

[Permanut]

6. Related question from a girlfriend many years ago..

She asked "Do you smoke after sex?"

And I said "I don't know, I never looked".

[JoseBalow]

7. What I hate most about using condoms

is the smell of burning rubber

[twodogsbarking]

9. Another old one. Woman gets out of the shower, looks down and says "oh my, gray hairs" and husband replies

"no, cobwebs".

[70sEraVet]

14. Good one, Permanut!

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Getting a pre-op H&P, older doctor

patronisingly asked me how I got cystitis (form of UTI). I retorted “How do you THINK I got it . . . “

[multigraincracker]

12. I told the doctor I thought I got the clap

on the toilet. He said that’s not possible. I told him it is possible, just very uncomfortable.

[Redleg]

10. I like to preempt my physician's advice

at my annual health checkup by starting off with "I know, Doc, I need a better diet and more exercise." Saves a lot of time.

[3auld6phart]

11. LoL

[flashman13]

13. I was also a smart ass at my doctor's appointment today. All systems normal.

[Niagara]

15. My coffee consumption would be easiest intravenously.

I 💖 Coffee.

[Seinan Sensei]

16. A Dad joke

Love it !!!!!!!!!!!

[LiberalFighter]

17. Could had ask him how to smoke it.