The most delightfully hostile notes ever left on a car windshield.

[geardaddy]

http://www.happyplace.com/4134/worlds-most-entertaining-windshield-notes/page/1







There are tons. Enjoy!

[Rambis]

1. Someone left me a "your car is bringing down the values of all the other cars in this lot"

Like it was a fucking property values thing?

[geardaddy]

4. That's obnoxious.

Who cares about the look of a car? Now, if you were parked over two spots, that would be different.

[ohiosmith]

7. There goes the parking lot!

[Rambis]

9. nice one (nm)

[reformist2]

11. Don't take that lying down... Put up a sign standing up for your economy car and/or rust-bucket!

[ohiosmith]

2. Classic!

[sadbear]

3. "Also, sorry about your penis, bro."

Was that Rush Limbaugh's car?

[geardaddy]

5. I know! Haha!

[hifiguy]

6. I LOVE the Zoidberg sketch.

That is clever as hell and took some talent. Gotta check out that link.

[geardaddy]

8. Yeah, I liked that one too.

Love Zoidberg!

[HopeHoops]

10. I leave "If you can't park it, don't drive it" for cars parked diagonally in parking lots.

[HopeHoops]

12. Best one I got - Mickey Mouse giving the bird and the text "Next time, leave a fucking...

... can opener so I can get out."

It had obviously been through MANY iterations of photocopies. I've still got it somewhere. I found it really hilarious, primarily because my car was parked smack in the middle of an aisle with all of the other cars neatly parked in actual spaces. This was also a 20' Mercury station wagon. We'd taken the kids to Chuck E. Cheese about the time it opened and the lot was totally covered in snow. It was anybody's guess where a parking space might be and there were few cars in the lot so I just parked in a very open area of the lot. When we came out, the sun had come out and melted the snow so the lines were quite visible - as was my car hogging an entire lane. In the context, all I could do was laugh.

[hobbit709]

13. I left a note on a Honda CVCC once

They manged to block 3 parking spaces.
The note said "3 spaces for a little bitty car? How many lanes do you use when driving?"

[geardaddy]

14. nice one!

[Major Nikon]

15. Not a note, but it was funny

One of the cube rats figured out he could park by the delivery entrance and get a park closer to the door. The problem was he was taking up one of the few parking spots used by the service guys that come and go throughout the day. They finally got enough of it and parked two company trucks so close to his car he had to climb in through the trunk. We watched him through the window. It was funny as hell. He never parked there again.