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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI need some jokes, please.
I need jokes - clean jokes, please - to send to my friend in jail. I've sent him two jokes so far, and he's said that they made him laugh. He needs to laugh.
Please post your best jokes. Short or long - doesn't matter.
Thanks!
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jmowreader
(50,857 posts)When Donald Trump was a little kid, he was so bad that one day his mother took him to the local Catholic church and ordered him to confess his sins to the priest.
After Trump entered the confessional the priest opened the window, realized who it was and let out a sigh.
"Donald, have you committed murder this week?"
"No, Father."
"All right, then you may go. God be with you."
Trump opened the confessional door and screamed out at the top of his lungs, "everyone go home! They're only taking murder cases this week!"
PJMcK
(22,246 posts)Last edited Mon May 20, 2024, 09:50 AM - Edit history (1)
Hes assigned to a cell with another inmate whos been in for a while. When its lights-out and everyone is in bed, the newbie hears another inmate say, Number 37.
Theres laughter from the other inmates
A moment later, another voice in the dark says, Number 83!
Once again, theres laughter. This happens the next few nights. The newbie asked his cellmate whats going on.
We used to tell jokes from a book in the prison library. After a while, we knew them all so we just say the number. It saves time.
The next day, the newbie went to the library to find the book. He found a joke he thought was hysterical and made his plan for that night.
After lights-out, a couple of joke numbers were called out to laughter. Then the newbie said, Number 106!
No one laughed.
The newbie asked his cellmate, What gives? That joke is funny.
The cellmate shrugged and said, Well, some people know how to tell a joke and some dont.
Good luck to your friend.
Not Heidi
(1,399 posts)czarjak
(11,836 posts)(When a joke's not a joke)
soldierant
(7,439 posts)so as not to steal another DU'ers thunder
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