The next person that tries to upsale me is going to get slapped. lol

[Grantuspeace]

No, I do not want fries with that! I don't want to purchase the buyer's protection insurance! I'm not interested in your bank/store/gas credit card!
Whew!! Lol

[mikeytherat]

1. Important Information About Your Account! Do not discard!

Did you know that you are not currently getting all that X-corp has to offer you? By ordering more services, and spending more money, you'll make us richer. Oh, and, uh, get more services, or something.

mikey_the_rat

[geardaddy]

2. But you gotta get the TruCoat

it's a 'heck of a sealant, this TrueCoat stuff, it'll keep the salt off.

[Grantuspeace]

3. too funny!

N/t

[geardaddy]

4. thanks.

[boston bean]

5. are your windows energy efficient? nt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. Before you go, do you realize we now have mobile phones?

Please, let me show you all the phones and all the plans and just generally waste much of your time.

[whistler162]

7. But you really need DU3+ it rocks!

[PassingFair]

8. I HATE MY JOB.

Thanks for making me feel EVEN WORSE about it.

Now, wouldn't you like to hear about ALL of my internet products?

No?

[Grantuspeace]

9. Sorry Fair....

I know they put you up to it. I often do electrical work before the stores, banks or restaurants open. I have observed the morning "pep rallies". I could never work in sales or retail.

[suninvited]

10. Do you want fries with that?

Do you want to super size your meal?

Seriously, I doubt the guy in the McDonalds cares if you get a bigger meal or fries, all he knows is that he will get fired if he doesn't follow his script.

[Xipe Totec]

11. What makes you think it will be a person?

Do you want a car wash with your fill up?

No?!!!

How about some gas additive?

No?!!!

How about...


Oh, for the love of Christ, just let me gas up!

[Grantuspeace]

13. They even have machines doing the hard sell now! n/t

[rurallib]

12. The sale ends today!

[Aristus]

14. Whatever you do, then, don't enroll for dance lessons at Arthur Murray.

My wife and I enrolled for ballroom dance lessons and paid $1200 for ten lessons. After six lessons, the franchise's studio owner tried to pressure us into paying for $7,000-worth of additional lessons! My wife cancelled our remaining lessons and requested a refund for the difference. We don't go for hard-sell.

We went to a locally owned studio, paid $35 per lesson, and learned four times as much in a single lesson as we did in six lessons at Arthur Murray.

Arthur Murray is a scam...