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Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:42 PM

Check out this product on Amazon called the Hutzler 571


http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top


The reviews and their comments are pretty hilarious!

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Reply Check out this product on Amazon called the Hutzler 571 (Original post)
flying_wahini Nov 2012 OP
kalli007 Nov 2012 #1
flying_wahini Nov 2012 #2
Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #3
Manifestor_of_Light Nov 2012 #4
HopeHoops Nov 2012 #5
Iterate Nov 2012 #6

Response to flying_wahini (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:49 PM

1. Hilarious!

939 of 957 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Angle is wrong


I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
Published 3 months ago by J. Anderson

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Response to kalli007 (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:52 PM

2. I liked this comment



" When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life. "

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Response to flying_wahini (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 10:56 PM

3. The Hutzler? I thought it was called the Bobbitt.

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Response to flying_wahini (Original post)

Mon Nov 5, 2012, 11:11 PM

4. Where's Lionel Hutz???

A character on The Simpsons.

Ambulance-chasing lawyer.

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Response to flying_wahini (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:03 AM

5. "incorporated it into our love making"??? WTF!?!?!?

 

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Response to flying_wahini (Original post)

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:16 PM

6. What a hoot

By Noah "phup" (Tampa, FL) - See all my reviews
If God does not exist, then how is it that a banana fits so perfectly in this banana slicer? CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS!
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By Uncle Pookie - See all my reviews
Once I figured out I had to peel the banana before using - it works much better.
Ordering one for my nephew who's in the air force in California. He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product!
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By tdheld77 - See all my reviews
Vietnam, Korea, Iraq...they have nothing on the war I struggle with everyday in avoiding eye contact while eating a banana. If I eat it whole every time it enters my mouth I feel like I am being judged on my technique. Laughter stirs, people begin to point and shout "look at the woman "eating" a banana!!"...Now, thanks to this product the pressure has gone! I whip off the peel, and place this on my banana and eat it by hand, in pieces, non judgmental pieces! Thank the lord

...and 385 more.

Don't be fooled by the Fox Run Craftsmen Banana Slicer. Even though it's "Craftsmen", we all know it's a cheap knockoff.

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