I found a Romney/Ryan sign in a ditch, what should I do with it.

[texanwitch]

I thought the sign looked so sad there in the ditch.

I wonder how it got there, who tossed it in the ditch.

The sign is in the backyard now, I will not have it in the house.

Should I bury it, give in a good funeral.

Maybe keep it for history.

I don't know.

[rzemanfl]

1. Send it to Hobo Jack. He'll throw it in a pile of crap for American Pickers to dig out

in a few decades.

[texanwitch]

12. I was thinking about that.

The sign is plastic.

It will last forever.

Might be worth something in about 20 years.

[LibDemAlways]

2. Do you have a fireplace? It's got to be good for something. n/t

[texanwitch]

7. I thought of burning it.

It isn't paper, it is one of does plastic signs.

I don't want to make the air worse then what it is already.

It is a sad and loney sign.

[Kurovski]

20. One more "o" and you'll have a looney sign.

Freudian Typos. Gotta love 'em.

[leftofcool]

3. Save it for history's sake. Hubby still has an old Nixon T-shirt.

He did not of course support Nixon but found the old shirt back in the early 70's at the Goodwill. Still have an old "I like Ike" button too.

[ywcachieve]

4. What was you point in picking a Romney/Ryan sign out of a ditch?

Why not just leave it there?

[orpupilofnature57]

9. Why disturb the ditch ?

[texanwitch]

10. The ditches are for rain water.

I was afraid the sign would block up the ditch.

[KansDem]

5. Can it be recycled?

Kind of like GOP ideas in general...

[doc03]

14. I took some campaign signs to the range today and punched

40 caliber holes in them.

[texanwitch]

16. I could take my pellet rifle and have some fun.

I have a big backyard.

[doc03]

18. Someone else said they shoot them with blue paint balls n/t

[texanwitch]

19. That is a great idea.

I could paint it blue and then shoot at it.

[orpupilofnature57]

6. Do they have a campaign headquarters by you ?

If a person picked or pulled one up 36 hrs ago they could be arrested, what it's not litter today ? Permits should have to be issued to put them in the ground .

[texanwitch]

17. I have seen signs in the ground for days.

The city or someone has to pick them up.

I always pulled them up when I was precinct judge, left the area clean.

[orpupilofnature57]

31. The city, town, county or state should pick up community debris...

Companies, organizations, and Salesman should be the " someone " to pick up their ' Obsolete Advertisements ' . That being said I like picking up any garbage I can, I'm a municipal laborer for 28 yrs Thanks for keeping America beautiful .

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. Is your bladder full by any chance?

[LeftofObama]

11. Do you have dogs?

You could always use it as a pooper scooper.

[texanwitch]

15. Good idea.

The two names on the sign were full of shit.

[Bonhomme Richard]

13. Leave it. It's a metaphor. N/t

[zbdent]

21. There are far better things to use to wipe your ...

but none as appropriate ...

[louslobbs]

22. That sign is a job creator, leave it there and public works employees will pick it up and dispose

of it.
Lou

[texanwitch]

23. They will have plenty of signs to pick up.

Nobody seems to pick up their signs.

It isn't that hard to do.

[jberryhill]

24. Give it a Mormon baptism

[yellowcanine]

34. That's funny but you do know you are going straight to hell for that, don't you?

[jberryhill]

36. I hope so

I've applied for a management position there.

[ReRe]

25. This is what I would do....

.... I would let it dry out for a couple days and then I would let it burn-baby-burn!

[undeterred]

26. Ditches are there for Republican yard signs.

You should have just left it there.

[Coyotl]

27. I would have taken a photo and changed my OP to

I found this

[Observation Post]

28. Do The Responsible Thing

Take it back to the ditch where you found it and tell it that its on its own. It can pull itself up by its own bootstraps and make it on its own (or not).

[Taverner]

29. Keep it if it's in OK condition

Otherwise, recycle...

[rurallib]

30. maybe put it in the yard with a sign on top / or next to it

saying something like "clowns for hire"
or "will work for leveraged buyout" or something creative.

[HopeHoops]

32. Put it in your yard and staple a "LOL!" sign to the bottom of it.

[Major Nikon]

33. Make a video of someone laying a steamer on it, then post it to the youtubes

You'll be an overnight sensation.

[yellowcanine]

35. Cut it down to size and line the kitty litter box with it.

Of course you run the risk of pissing off the kitty and she goes in the bathtub to punish you.

[CanonCityGecacher]

37. Ditch it

I would say, just throw it away. Its trash just laying in a ditch. Do your part to keep America clean..
Or, if you wan't to give it a funeral, bury it or burn it. But remember, buring plastic can release caustic chemicals including Dioxins! Yikes.