Fill in the blank: I feel guilty when _____________________________

[Bertha Venation]

I feel guilty when I don't sing harmony when I sing along with the radio.

You?

[Scuba]

1. I felt a little guilty this morning when I read of Ann Romney crying after the election...

... because that made me grin ear to ear!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. I felt a little guilty...

for not feeling guilty for hearing that she cried.

[sarge43]

3. I feel a tad guilty for not working harder to make her cry more.

[Liberalynn]

20. Love it

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. I feel guilty when I'm acquitted of "Indecent Exposure" charges for lack of evidence.

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... I mean -- I have a FRIEND who feels guilty when that happens.
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[ohiosmith]

6. What were you charged with,.....assault with a dead weapon?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. At least the JURY was hung.

[ohiosmith]

8. You coulda got hard time!

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Nah... I'da beat it.

[ohiosmith]

12. That's what got you in trouble in the first place!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

23. Where am I when your "friend" is having so much fun?

I like fun to ya know!

[HopeHoops]

5. I poop outside of the litterbox.

Now if only I could get the cats to feel guilty about that.

[RedCloud]

9. they search for the missing ice cream

[pipi_k]

10. I feel guilty when

I split the last hunk of cake with Mr Pipi and take the larger piece

[hamsterjill]

13. I feel guilty when I...

Gave some well deserved Facebook payback yesterday to an old Republican friend who had really been obnoxious to me. Well...felt guilty for a minute anyway. It'll pass!!!!

[Bertha Venation]

14. My kinda guilt.

[Rambis]

15. I wish death on stupid people

not really

[RiskWrangler]

16. I bring in the groceries and fish out

the candy I like, take it straight to my bedroom and put it in the drawer next to the bed...away from the kids! Goin straight to hell...I know.

[Bertha Venation]

17. Goin' straight to hell? I don't think so.

Kids will gobble up candy without thought. Rather like aquarium fish who don't know they can eat themselves to death inside a minute.

Enjoy that candy, baby.

[femmocrat]

18. I don't respond to those sad-eyed looks of three corgis who are begging for my food.

So I break down and give them some! hehehe

[Incitatus]

19. I leave just one spoonful of ice cream in the carton and put it back in the freezer. nt

[Liberalynn]

21. I feel guilty for feeling guilty

[CanonCityGecacher]

22. Satisfaction

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I feel guilty when... I orgasm before my wife. Though this is just a theoretical guilt. I always wait for her to finish
So..
I feel guilty when I forget to take the trash out and my wife ends up doing it... But if I catch her doing it, I'll usually run and grab it from her and take it out.

[In_The_Wind]

24. I feel guilty when I think about how much time I spent . . .

chasing the almighty dollar down the roadways as a pilot car.
In retrospect ~ I could have earned as much within 500 miles of home.

live & learn

[auntAgonist]

26. J !! where have you been ?

I miss you!


aA
kesha

[In_The_Wind]

27. N & S, W & E found states I loved & ones I never want to see again.

I miss you!

I missed my home while I was on the road. I tried to salvage what Bernie ponzied away from us but we lost almost everything.

Had no idea how crooked the trucking industry is

[auntAgonist]

28. I am so sorry :( got your msg this morning, answered.

[applegrove]

25. order take out.