Surefire Guide for Training Your Cat:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. Super Soaker.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Reminds me of my dog. It never, never

fails, that he stops listening to me when he crosses the edge of the neighbor's lot. And it always happens that the neighbor drives up the driveway just at that moment.

[rurallib]

3. ten years late but THANKS!

[Kennah]

4. Duct tape solves everything

[antiquie]

5. Acknowledge the Cat's

superiority and all will be fine.

[Burma Jones]

6. Canned Compressed Air

It is annoying to the cats and sounds like a very large cat hissing......


Now all I have to do is hold the can.....

[The Wielding Truth]

7. Ahh gees I just found out that the kitten I was waiting for is gone.

I had waited until my heart healed from the death of my good cat friend, them I was asked if I wanted this beautiful little kitten. I was ready and fell so hard. I let it go back to it's mother until it could eat on it's own and checked on it everyday. Today I got a phone call and it is suspected dead. Raccoons, coyotes or some other predator. I am so sad. It was the sweetest most special kitten I had ever seen and held and fell in love with it.

Oh no. It really hurts. I had waited and refused and not committed and not reached out until now.

Thanks for reading. I know it's not a child or a friend or a person, but I loved it. I wanted to care for it and teach it things and watch it grow.

[The Wielding Truth]

8. Unbelievable.I had a phone call and they found one kitten had survived unharmed.It's mine. Wow.

[Iterate]

9. If you "mark" the counter...umm...the way cats do,

they'll respect it as your territory and stay off.

My ex just didn't get that.