Thanks Windows, but I'll take the risk.

[JBoy]

Seriously, has Windows ever actually found a solution?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. Windows 8 is the solution

Steve Balmer sez so.

[jmowreader]

5. He also said Windows ME was the solution

And it was, if your problem was your computer didn't run like crap.

[sendero]

9. I think it is heartwarming..

.... that Microsoft still thinks they have any chance whatsoever of being a player in the cellphone market

[sharp_stick]

2. I once had one pop up

days or weeks after it was submitted. It told me that the problem was with my NVIDIA video card and I should check for driver updates. The problem is that I have and AMD card.

[cliffordu]

3. Never. Not once.

[Bucky]

4. Just don't ask a Mac user what the solution is. The answer is quite snarky, I assure you.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Linux users will tell you the same thing

except they'll use jargon that nobody understands.

[csziggy]

6. Those nice Indian men who call from Microsoft Security Services

Seem very eager to fix Windows problems. (http://www.microsoft.com/security/online-privacy/avoid-phone-scams.aspx)

I think they're getting their information from the Nigerians, though.

[OriginalGeek]

7. you've got 55 problems

but bein' a snitch ain't one.

[HappyMe]

10. How the hell did you

get 55 problems?

[JBoy]

11. I think every time a program crashes, it reports a "problem".

Some of those 55 may be duplicates, with separate log files on the problem collected.

[mythology]

12. Oddly enough I never have any issues with my Windows computer

In my experience the overwhelming majority of computer issues start between the chair and the computer.

[JBoy]

13. Gee, thanks for implying I'm an idiot.