A modern princes talks to the frog.......
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
> self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
> ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a beautiful
> meadow near her castle.
> A frog hopped into the Princess's lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I
> was
> once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
> young, handsome Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and
> set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can
> prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
> feel
> grateful and happy doing so."
> That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on a repast of
> lightly
> saute ed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce.
> She chuckled to herself and thought: I don't think so!!