Relax, dude! Zombies could starve to death if they have to rely on YOU for nutrition.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Systematic Chaos]

1. I just want to know if they're real.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. His brains?

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[Angry Dragon]

3. The balloon lady

[pa28]

4. No, this is all wrong. That's misunderstood Mitch.

He's just spotted his long lost mother behind the camera and this is just an awkward moment before he runs over to give her a hug.

[mythology]

5. Clearly there is something wrong with me.

The first thing I think when I see breasts that large is, doesn't that kill your back? Now if you excuse me, I'm off to watch some Three Stooges so I can keep manly-man membership card.

[pacalo]

6. My main interest in this post was to find out *who* recommended it.

Love the new transparency!

[Systematic Chaos]

8. I recommend any lounge thread that gives me a chuckle.

It don't take a picture of boobies to get me to do that!
















But it helps....

[krispos42]

7. Dave Attell was right about cleavage.

"Men love cleavage. It calms them and soothes them. It's like pepper spray only without all the rolling on the floor and screaming."


And let's face it, that dude looks pretty calm and soothed.

[NewJeffCT]

9. I think his brain is long gone

long gone, indeed.

[krispos42]

10. I'm sorry...

...I didn't hear you. I was staring at the bosom.

*sigh*

[Doc Holliday]

11. It's like an ad....

"Discover Your Inner Bottle Baby!"

Makes me think of that line in Bachelor Party when Adrian Zmed says to Tom Hanks (referring to a particularly chesty MILF), "If I were her son, I'd nurse until I was twenty-five."