The Continuing Saga of MiddleFingerMom and His Fucking Immortality:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[cantbeserious]

1. I Don't Get It - What Is This About?

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[AnneD]

2. LOL....

Keep cheating death MFM.

[nuxvomica]

3. I predict on December 21 a global disaster will occur

Wiping out all life on earth except for MiddleFingerMom and some cockroaches.

Seriously, that was very cool. Thanks for posting it.

[LiberalEsto]

6. Let's leave a few nurses

for tag team bedbaths, shall we?

[libodem]

12. Yeah sure

Let me go warm up that sponge. You know one old nurse told me she carried a large cold spoon to whack any thing that came up, that she didn't like. I believed her. Runs to the silverware drawer.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. I think you may be right -- except... somewhere out there is my soulmate...

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... and she is ALSO Fucking Immortal... and we will finally connect and I
will have but one chance to show her that she and I... and all those Fucking
Immortal cockroaches... were "meant to be"... and I will do that by inviting
her over to...
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... MIDDLEFINGERMOM'S APARTMENT"!!!
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[progressoid]

11. Ah, back when MTV was broke and cool.

[Tobin S.]

4. That was pretty good.

Word to the wise: When you are driving down the road and the eyelids start to get heavy, pull it on over and get some rest. Aside from MFM, the rest of us aren't likely to cheat death.

[annabanana]

5. That was GREAT!

Keep the old scythe wielder off his game, MFM.

He hasn't got a chance.

[Wounded Bear]

7. Hilarious......

[Baitball Blogger]

8. A movie with a stubbed toe!

I can so relate.

That was great! It's like the Final Destination movies, but in reverse!

[rurallib]

9. So what's the score mnow - MFM 6 Death 0?

course death only needs to score once.

Thanks - that was one funny film

[libodem]

13. Keep those valves in check

That ticker must go on!!!