Where can I get some minions?

[alarimer]

I need some to wash my dishes and clean my apartment. I've always wanted some minions to do my bidding. Where do you find them?

I'm not terribly ambitious; I don't need them for total world domination. I'm too lazy for that. I'd just like a few to do the things I hate to do. And maybe do my Christmas shopping. I hate that.

[PoliticAverse]

1. Create a corporation, advertise at the local college for unpaid intern positions...

See:

[siligut]

2. Sounds more like you need a mother or a wife

I don't know your orientation, but wives are easier to come by.

[alarimer]

5. I was thinking more along the lines of the minions in Despicable Me

They're cute, too.

[pipi_k]

3. You could try...

growing them.

I had a garden last year.

The minions didn't do as well as the scullions and carats, though.

[dawg]

4. Can't you control sea creatures like Aquaman?

And if not, why not? What do they teach you guys in college anyway?

[alarimer]

6. Sea creatures? I can't even control my cat.

He refuses to do any work and still expects to get fed.

[dawg]

9. My neighbor's cat expects me to feed her, and ...

she isn't even my cat.

[Angleae]

16. Cats are not controllable. They are the controllers.

I'd be more worried about you becoming your cat's minion.

[taterguy]

7. At the minion store

Dumbass

[Major Nikon]

11. I call bullshit

Couldn't find any there.

http://www.feedgeeks.net/2011/10/the-minion-store/

[MicaelS]

8. Can't help on the Minions, but when you get them...

Here's the place for T-shirts for them, and you.

http://www.zazzle.com/minion+tshirts

[Major Nikon]

10. I have pets

So I think I may be on the shit end of that stick.

If you want to come to my house and eat out of a metal bowl and crap in the backyard, we might be able to work something out.

[Coyotl]

12. I thought everyone knew the answer to that question.

Craigslist casual encounters

[alarimer]

15. Oh, right!

Off I go, then!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

13. We prefer to be called 'henchmen."

[Taverner]

14. Why get a minion when you can get a MINYAN????

10 Jewish Males - don't leave home without them!

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. OMG!!! The Frugal Gourmet has converted!!!

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[struggle4progress]

17. I generally look for minions near the garlic

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. They're over there with the peas.

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