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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Sat Dec 15, 2012, 04:45 PM Dec 2012

Buckets. Is there anything they CAN'T do? (slightly NSFW)

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Buckets. Is there anything they CAN'T do? (slightly NSFW) (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 OP

Hahaha kalli007 Dec 2012 #1

Sometimes the simplest answers... Baitball Blogger Dec 2012 #2

I don't get it taterguy Dec 2012 #3

It's an alligator joke. It's kinda like an elephant joke but with alligators instead struggle4progress Dec 2012 #5

I don't know any elephant jokes taterguy Dec 2012 #6

OK, here: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? struggle4progress Dec 2012 #12

LOL taterguy Dec 2012 #18

It's a lawyer joke Major Nikon Dec 2012 #7

Oh! I didn't realize the women were lawyers! struggle4progress Dec 2012 #13

The old man has sympathy for the reptile siligut Dec 2012 #8

Understand it now taterguy Dec 2012 #9

Don't be sad, getting old is a fact of life siligut Dec 2012 #10

Were you still talking about the alligator... or was all that just a metaphor for me? MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #11

Everything is a metaphor for you siligut Dec 2012 #14

Perfect. I never metaphor I didn't like. MiddleFingerMom Dec 2012 #16

Makes a note to steal that line in the future mythology Dec 2012 #17

And then the old man... Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2012 #4

Melons? baldguy Dec 2012 #15

The ones on the left look ripe. n/t A Simple Game Dec 2012 #19

kalli007

(683 posts)

1. Hahaha

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 05:13 PM

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Baitball Blogger

(46,737 posts)

2. Sometimes the simplest answers...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 05:17 PM

Dec 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

3. I don't get it

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 05:32 PM

Dec 2012

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)

5. It's an alligator joke. It's kinda like an elephant joke but with alligators instead

Reply to taterguy (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 05:47 PM

Dec 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

6. I don't know any elephant jokes

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #5)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 06:28 PM

Dec 2012

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)

12. OK, here: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

Reply to taterguy (Reply #6)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 07:41 PM

Dec 2012

"I see a herd of elephants in the distance!"

See?

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

18. LOL

Reply to struggle4progress (Reply #12)

Sun Dec 16, 2012, 07:20 AM

Dec 2012

NOT!

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

7. It's a lawyer joke

Reply to taterguy (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 06:38 PM

Dec 2012

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)

13. Oh! I didn't realize the women were lawyers!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 07:42 PM

Dec 2012

I guess that might add to the humor!

siligut

(12,272 posts)

8. The old man has sympathy for the reptile

Reply to taterguy (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 15, 2012, 06:55 PM

Dec 2012

He barely scrapes by on the fruits and vegetables, that the old guy shares with him. See, the poor gator is too old to catch his dinner, a fact that has not escaped the buxom, young ladies. This alligator is no longer in the mood for being teased and taunted by the occasional skinny-dippers. A whole year's worth of anger had built up in that old alligator, so the old man figured a way to help him out. Get it?