Remember to pose for your Lounge photo: we want everybody to be able to recognize everybody

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[Gidney N Cloyd]

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[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Do you expect us ALL to be bare-assed?

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Nice try, Hef.
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4. On such short notice, this is all I could do with my hair...

[In_The_Wind]

5. Is it that time already?

[img][/img] A few years ago it seemed like there was a post your picture thread quite often.

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6. We stopped doing that because some people flat-out lied about who they were

It was making people like me -- a 25 year old self-made multimillionaire, who often posts from his Swiss chateau -- look bad

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7. Of course, things are tough here in Siam.

Being king is HARD!

[In_The_Wind]

8. Just like on the date.com sites.

BTW ~ I would love, love, love to see Switzerland in the springtime. [img][/img]

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9. Gosh. I won't be there this spring: I'll be spending some time in a Federal prison

researching my new book. It's a very interesting story. I'd gone down to Arkansas to help my brother-in-law's cousin's boss, who is a really nice guy but was having some problems at his junkyard after some meth-cooking deal blew up. I try to spend part of each year doing charity work like that, y'know: we all have an obligation to help the less fortunate. Anyway, through this guy, I got interested in the DEA and the Federal courts and spent a lot of time learning about them, and finally I was just, like, all, hey! I oughta write a book about this! so in the end my editor and I agreed the thing that made the most sense was just for me to move into a Federal prison for a while for the experience. It's a temporary thing, but I already signed the contract, and I would hate to lose the publisher's good will

Anyway, I don't mind if you use the chateau. Maybe I could send you directions. Unfortunately, I lost the key, and there are hardly any reasonably priced locksmiths in Switzerland, so I've been climbing in and out of the back window. You shouldn't have any problems, unless the squatters are there. I personally try to avoid them, because they're kinda crazy -- but they hardly ever go up into the attic, so if they surprise you, you could hang out there until they go back to Zurich. They generally only come on the weekends anyway

[In_The_Wind]

10. LMFAO

It's a good thing that I'm in great climbing condition. [img][/img]
I'll let ya know if I need anything while I'm there.