Does anybody know anything about Rasputin's penis.

[rug]

I'm having an argument with somebody who says it was 13 inches long and is pickled in a jar in Moscow. I call bullshit.

Here's my proof:

http://www.st-petersburg-life.com/st-petersburg/rasputins-penis

[NYC_SKP]

1. It doesn't look at all like a penis.

[rug]

2. The one in the jar is a fraud.

The real one was tested and found to be a dessicated sea-cucumber.

[rurallib]

3. I have enough trouble keeping track of my own......

[rug]

10. Well, if it was 13 inches that would not be a problem.

[rurallib]

17. excellent point. Well, 12 more to go.

[Major Nikon]

28. I would argue it would be a bigger problem

At least for most.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

31. I know, it can be a real pain in the ass.

[In_The_Wind]

4. I never gave it much thought

until now. [URL=http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/Freebird1/Biker%20Or%20Not/?action=view¤t=awesome_weekend.jpg][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[rug]

11. I'm here to serve.

[RedCloud]

5. My Russian resource confirms "only 13 inches"

She isn't usually wrong about such things.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

8. Was the info...

From Russia with love?

[RedCloud]

9. She turned red as a Russian beet when asked...

She also fessed up years earlier to what they put in facial creams!

[LiberalFighter]

35. Horse or human?

[rug]

12. Thanks for the effort.

Still, this article, besides containing at least 13 euphemisms for penis, is convincing.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

6. If you believe in another story, it can't be in a jar anywhere!

Some say Rasputin is still with us! (cue spooky music)

[rug]

13. The only way he's still here is if he's looking for his severed penis.

I wouldn't want to be the one who has it when he finds it.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

15. But the story that is linked above said that there had been no test to see if it was his penis. n/t

[rug]

16. They tested one candidadte and found it to be a sea cucumber.

[pscot]

22. Is that a sea cucumber in your pocket...

They say rasputin never bathed. It gave him an air of authenticity.

[Xipe Totec]

7. If you're arguing about somebody else's penis, you're doing something wrong...

[rug]

14. It's a change a pace to argue about one than with one.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

19. Not that much. We talk about Republicans all the time. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

23. Ouch!

[UTUSN]

18. Silly me, I grew up thinking sex/size/ didn't matter. Thought *merit* mattered. n/t

[rug]

20. Hey now, the topic is Rasptin's penis not desiderata.

[velvet]

34. Go placidly ...

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser penises than your own.

[liberaltrucker]

21. They must have meant centimeters

[Adsos Letter]

24. ...13 inch penis...

Is that unusual?

[Brother Buzz]

26. A thirteen inch penis is odd

[waddirum]

27. it's also prime

nt

[Brother Buzz]

29. Indeed!

[Adsos Letter]

33. Meant to include this in my original response...

[Brother Buzz]

25. I just may be thirteen inches when it's mad

I'm just saying.

[lastlib]

30. it's dead.

[Arkansas Granny]

32. Contrary to popular belief,

I'm really not old enough to have any personal knowledge.