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Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Star Trek:--People who dont look or act like you arent necessarily bad. Even the Klingons have redeeming qualities.
--Deflector shields arent enough; sometimes you have to negotiate.
--If you dont go where no man has gone before, youll never know whats out there.
--Everyone has a role in life. Do your own job, and the ship will function smoothly.
--Stay away from black holes and other things that could suck you in and not let go.
--Opportunities, like Romulans, have cloaking devices; if you dont keep your scanners tuned for them, theyll sneak right by you.
--If you can keep your head in a crisis, youve got a fighting chance.
--Even with warp drive, you cant run away from your problems; you might as well lock in phasers and face them.
--End every episode with a smile.
With this intergalactic wisdom at heart, you will be prepared to seek out all the strange life forms and alien civilizations we encounter every day.
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JVS
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(46,703 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)WolverineDG
(22,298 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,834 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...whatever you do, DON'T TAKE IT (AND DON'T BRING IT HOME WITH YOU)!!!
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Oh wait, that's a different critter.
No - wait. A critter is a DIFFERENT thing!
Oh, hell. The thing is a really different alien.
Oh, never mind.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Also watch out for the ones that just keep growing, and growing, and growing...
...and the ones that rat you out...
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)Better drown it in a lot of wasabi as if it were sashimi.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)- Never, ever let Jim Kirk near a computer... He'll fuck it up just by talking to it.
- A simple bowl of Vulcan Plomeek Soup can be very aerodynamic in the right hands
- Make sure to write your own fight theme music before you ever enter into one-on-one combat
- Wearing a red tunic puts your career advancement in severe jeopardy
- In space, no one ever does the dishes
- Never expect it when you bounce down on them from the nearest wall
- Never ask a doctor to be a mechanic, moon-shuttle conductor, a bricklayer or a walking ice ice cream cone.
- Never get buddy-buddy in front of the Klingons.
- Edith Keeler must die
- When in doubt, set phasers to stunning!
edbermac
(15,938 posts)5 TV series, a dozen movies, and not a crapper in sight.
Orrex
(63,207 posts)Obviously the uniforms feature opaque, retractable forcefield butt-flaps, while the chairs have incorporated receptacles.
Kind of a bummer for whoever's running the transporters, but everyone else can let fly right where they sit without even leaving their post.
bluedigger
(17,086 posts)They are also great practical jokers and generally shunned by the rest of the crew.