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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDoctors Remove Nine-Inch Dildo from Man's Intestines
By Michael Allen, Thu, October 18, 2012
An unidentified Chinese man had a nine-inch dildo removed from his intestines after the sex toy sat there for five days.
Doctors at Zhongshan Hospital in Shanghai, China. removed the dildo from the 30-year-old mans intestines using an endoscope on Saturday, reports AFP.
Dr. Yao Liqing told the Shanghai Daily newspaper: If we did not remove the dildo in time, the man could have gone into critical condition. Doctors were astonished to see such a big item taken out of the patients body."
People must use sex toys properly and avoid ones that are too big as they can hurt people.
There have been three similar cases so far this year."
http://www.opposingviews.com/i/health/health-care/doctors-remove-nine-inch-dildo-mans-intestines
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)ret5hd
(20,491 posts)arcane1
(38,613 posts)Orrex
(63,210 posts)Yikes!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)patricia92243
(12,595 posts)formercia
(18,479 posts)It used to be easier to see them on an Xray, but they quit putting Lead in the plastic.
They were told to get the Lead out.
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)Orrex
(63,210 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)will have to come up with a size chart/warning label to be printed on the box.
formercia
(18,479 posts)to let them know when to stop pushing.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)guardian
(2,282 posts)TMI
SirRevolutionary
(579 posts)this never would have happened.
kaiden
(1,314 posts)edbermac
(15,939 posts)You know, which orifice?
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)RedCloud
(9,230 posts)I mean probably someone has had a tapeworm exceed that!
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Baitball Blogger
(46,705 posts)I feel absolutely horrible if I don't have a normal bowel movement every day. This guy must have been miserable in more ways than one.
formercia
(18,479 posts)Those Ultimate Lithium Batteries are expensive.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)brought this up.
Three days has me begging for relief.
Thank goodness for things like Miralax
Kaleva
(36,299 posts)TrogL
(32,822 posts)No, you don't want to know how I know that
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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... was unceremoniously dumped (sorry) from a car at the sentry shack at the
front entranceway.
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It was a similar story (with the most commonly given reason/excuse, "I was
drunk and accidentally sat on it).
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When the doctor explained to us what they removed, I got my first real idea
of what "eyes as big as saucers" looked like as he said...
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"It was the biggest goddam thing you've ever seen in your life!!!"
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And he didn't emphasize the word "thing".
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He once showed us an article in the Journal of the American Medical Assoc.
that had an x-ray of the water tumbler stuck open-ended first in a man's
colon (he had been drunk and accidentally sat on it). Ostensibly, the article
was to spread the news about the ingenious way they had removed it without
surgery (or breaking it). They had taken 3 finger splints, bent them into hooks
and slid them up alongside the glass and then hooked it and reeled it in.
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KamaAina
(78,249 posts)dimbear
(6,271 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)He must have been so embarrassed by it. I hope that he is a bit more careful the next time.
siligut
(12,272 posts)Fear of embarrassment could have killed him if that dildo had caused necrosis or perforated his bowel.
Like they said up-thread, he was probably hoping he could push it out.
I think the idea of putting testicles on those things is a good idea, that way they can't slip beyond reach.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)Incitatus
(5,317 posts)Oh, that didn't happen in America.
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)One of my best friends is an ER doc in the Bay Area, and you wouldn't believe some of the stuff he' s retrieved from people's asses and lower colons.
formercia
(18,479 posts)It's Winter. A lot of people are bored and have too much time on their hands,,,,,A cautionary Tale.
It wasn't meant as News...This is the Lounge, act accordingly.
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)I'm just saying that this kind of thing happens so often, it should hardly be treated as news or unusual. My friend said that he has extracted so many shampoo bottles from the aft ends of guys who "slipped and fell on it in the shower," that they all really should have warning labels.