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Individual results may vary.
After 4 hours notify a physician.
Prices higher in Alaska and Hawaii.
May cause impotence, nausea, swollen gums or hairy palms.
Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
If rash develops discontinue use. Lol
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,643 posts)Recursion
(56,582 posts)I've actually done prescription drug ad voiceovers.
Never oily discharge, though; that's kind of the holy grail gig.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)...it may be time to hang it up, brother...
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)"Oily discharge"!!
I would have given my right arm for discharge...oily or otherwise...two weeks ago
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Oily discharge struck me as not the best way to sell their product.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)may cause heightened arousal.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)in a well-ventilated area.
Dispose of in trash...do not flush.
Caution: May contain nuts
Employees must wash hands after using restroom.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Apparently, I was doing it wrong for all those years...
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Don't feel too badly...
I always thought it meant, "Keep your manhood out of the erupting volcano"
that you didn't know "sus" is latin for pig. God knows how your manhood would have reacted that factum had you known.
MiddleFingerMom
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Repeat as needed. Every 4 hours if necessary.
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Grantuspeace
(873 posts)Inflate to 35 pounds p.s.i