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maggiesfarmer

(297 posts) Thu Jan 24, 2013, 12:20 AM Jan 2013

I laughed at today's xkcd, laughed harder at the hover text, then felt twisted for it

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I laughed at today's xkcd, laughed harder at the hover text, then felt twisted for it (Original Post) maggiesfarmer Jan 2013 OP

Starring Macaulay Culkin. Dr. Strange Jan 2013 #1

Dr. Strange

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1. Starring Macaulay Culkin.

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Thu Jan 24, 2013, 11:21 AM

Jan 2013

Actually, that line could probably improve just about any joke.

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?"

Starring Macaulay Culkin.

What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl?

The Chicago Bears

Starring Macaulay Culkin.

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