There comes a time when you just have to ask yourself, "What the hell was HopeHoops doing....

[LynneSin]

when he got lost and couldn't find his pants."

Inquiring minds would like to know!

[Angry Dragon]

1. He got confused with the old saying

Giving the shirt off your back
He thought it said 'giving the pants off your backside'

[HopeHoops]

2. More to the point, what WORSE things have happened!

[LynneSin]

4. How old were you when this happened

I mean I remember one time walking up in a frat room somewhere with my panties missing but hell I was young and silly and did crazy things (no sex was involved, just the stealing of my panties).

But if this happened last week - what the heck are you smoking?

[HopeHoops]

6. Long enough ago that I don't remember - not counting waking up in hospitals.

Those were more recent events caused by seizure blackouts.

Now the walking down the street naked (and singing) in sub-zero February weather, that would have probably been in 86 or 87. I'd like to say the missing pants incident was an isolated event, but that wouldn't be exactly accurate.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. Sometimes it's better not to know.

That's like wondering what the people featured on "Ripley's Believe it or Not" were doing when they discovered they could do the gross, disturbing things that made it on the show. I'm just not sure I want to know.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. More importatnly -- I've found out how he plans to NEVER lose them again.

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