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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsEver civic-minded, MFM is, as we speak, headed for the NorthEast to provide emergency taxi service.
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)What should I_T_W buy while shopping to help MFM feel at home?
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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The only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just an ashtray. And a paddle game.
An ashtray and a paddle game and that's all I need. And a remote control. An ashtray, a
paddle game, and a remote control, and that's all I need. And some matches. The ashtray,
and some matches, and a remote control, and a paddle ball. And a lamp. The ashtray, a
paddle game, and a remote control, and a lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need
too. I don't need one other thing, not one. I need this. A paddle game and a chair, and a
remote control, and some matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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An ashtray, a remote control, a paddle game, and a magazine, and a chair.
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And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
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(MFM's dog growls at him.)
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I don't need my dog.
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)![](/emoticons/facepalm.gif)
The only paddle games I_T_W knows about
probably wouldn't be to MFM's liking.
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siligut
(12,272 posts)Those are just the kind of paddle games he is hoping for.
And be glad he isn't bringing the dog.
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siligut
(12,272 posts)One never knows
libodem
(19,288 posts)And the thermos? You know you need those, too.
backwoodsbob
(6,001 posts)good one
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)MFM even wears a flashing warning light on his head to keep moose from straying into his path.
Good job!
Baitball Blogger
(47,285 posts)If I were ever to get within hand shaking distance of a man that feels comfortable naked in the snow, it would cause a scientific anomaly similar to instant combustion. Like when matter and anti-matter meet.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)We don't need no stinkin' cold shrinkage.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)![](/emoticons/bounce.gif)
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Sidetrip to the Sushi joint?
It takes a lot of sushi to get through this gig!
MiddleFingerMom
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I thought everyone would just know that pulled pork is much more my style.
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Um...
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... so to speak. Y'know?
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BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)MANwich?
"Ohhhhhhhhhh, Dinty......MORE!"
siligut
(12,272 posts)![](/emoticons/rofl.gif)
lunatica
(53,410 posts)ZRT2209
(1,357 posts)nolabear
(42,332 posts)Woof!