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Ever civic-minded, MFM is, as we speak, headed for the NorthEast to provide emergency taxi service. (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 OP
I_T_W is changing the sheets in the guest room now for MFM. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1
I'll tell you what I need!!! MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #3
Duly noted: matches, ashtray, chair, magazine . . . In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #5
Surely you jest siligut Feb 2013 #17
D'oh In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #18
Aw, hey, there's all sorts of paddle games siligut Feb 2013 #20
What about the chair libodem Feb 2013 #8
lol backwoodsbob Feb 2013 #2
Ever safety-conscious, LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #4
Sorry to see that, MFM. Baitball Blogger Feb 2013 #6
Naked? Nah,,, that thong is insulated. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #7
Good libodem Feb 2013 #9
thank god you're here. They expect me to show up for work tonight! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #10
Work, schmirk... I'm here for emergencies -- like getting you to and from the bar!!! MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #11
*chuckle* *snort* BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #13
Eeewshi, Schmushi!!! It takes some meaty BBQ to plow through all the snowdrifts of life!!! MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #14
for your.... BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #15
Oh my dog, that's funny siligut Feb 2013 #19
At least his heads are warm lunatica Feb 2013 #12
love your username ZRT2209 Feb 2013 #16
Jeez, and I thought sticking your tongue to a metal pole was dangerous! nolabear Feb 2013 #21

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
1. I_T_W is changing the sheets in the guest room now for MFM.
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 11:08 AM
Feb 2013

What should I_T_W buy while shopping to help MFM feel at home?

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
3. I'll tell you what I need!!!
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 11:31 AM
Feb 2013

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The only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just an ashtray. And a paddle game.
An ashtray and a paddle game and that's all I need. And a remote control. An ashtray, a
paddle game, and a remote control, and that's all I need. And some matches. The ashtray,
and some matches, and a remote control, and a paddle ball. And a lamp. The ashtray, a
paddle game, and a remote control, and a lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need
too. I don't need one other thing, not one. I need this. A paddle game and a chair, and a
remote control, and some matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.
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An ashtray, a remote control, a paddle game, and a magazine, and a chair.
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And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
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(MFM's dog growls at him.)
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I don't need my dog.
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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
5. Duly noted: matches, ashtray, chair, magazine . . .
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:01 PM
Feb 2013
what is I_T_W going to do about getting a paddle game.

The only paddle games I_T_W knows about
probably wouldn't be to MFM's liking.

siligut

(12,272 posts)
17. Surely you jest
Sat Feb 9, 2013, 12:35 AM
Feb 2013

Those are just the kind of paddle games he is hoping for.

And be glad he isn't bringing the dog.

 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
4. Ever safety-conscious,
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 11:46 AM
Feb 2013

MFM even wears a flashing warning light on his head to keep moose from straying into his path.
Good job!

Baitball Blogger

(46,700 posts)
6. Sorry to see that, MFM.
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 12:21 PM
Feb 2013

If I were ever to get within hand shaking distance of a man that feels comfortable naked in the snow, it would cause a scientific anomaly similar to instant combustion. Like when matter and anti-matter meet.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
14. Eeewshi, Schmushi!!! It takes some meaty BBQ to plow through all the snowdrifts of life!!!
Fri Feb 8, 2013, 05:35 PM
Feb 2013

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I thought everyone would just know that pulled pork is much more my style.
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Um...
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... so to speak. Y'know?
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