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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHow do you put your pants on??
Left leg first??
Right leg first??
Both legs at the same time??
Don't wear pants??
Other??
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)What do you do?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
I_T_W
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Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)timdog44
(1,388 posts)If I do the right first, the zipper ends up in the back. I'm built wrong for that.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)union_maid
(3,502 posts)How do you put your socks on?
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)left first
Hurry and put some pants on so you know ..............
union_maid
(3,502 posts)Well, I'll be thinking about it next time I put on pants, so I'm not sure that'll count.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)P.S. - I actually have a pair of socks (a gift from a friend) that are embroidered (respectively) with: " Pinboy's) sock" and " Pinboy's) other sock."
Sky Masterson
(5,240 posts)I'm not a smart man.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)good to see you, stranger
Sky Masterson
(5,240 posts)Thank you! Nice to see you too.
bluedave
(366 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Denninmi
(6,581 posts)Weird, being right side dominant.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)I have heard that most people have one leg longer than the other
perhaps not much but shorter
another: think about which leg you usually kick with ........
siligut
(12,272 posts)Have something on either side of you, like a wall and a couch, as you will tend toward the side with the shorter leg.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)because of this dominance.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)I know in my case if I go around with bare legs, I leave a wake of swooning women upon the sidewalk
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)I put my right leg in and shake it all about.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)is rig them up between two trees about 100 feet away in the yard.
Then I get into the circus cannon I keep on the front lawn.
I light the fuse, and climb in, and shoot myself feet first into the waiting pants.
Probably not as quick as just putting them on one leg at a time, but a hell of a lot more fun.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)surrounded by trees, so they can't actually see it, although they do hear the cannon go off, but around here it's not unusual to hear that sort of thing when people make very loud noises to scare black bears out of their yards.
There was only one mishap that time I overshot my pants and ended up sitting pantsless in the middle of a neighbor's chicken coop. I'd rather not talk about that one...
Creative.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Did you do it different before the knee locked up??
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)My answer will depend on yours.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)I am sure Du would be interested to hear them
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)Well, first I unbutton and unzip them if they are buttoned and zipped. Then, I lower my head , place the waistband around the crown of my head and then flip my head back into an upright position.
Why?
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)kinda like which way for toilet paper
which leg do you kick with
which of your legs is shorter
bluedigger
(17,090 posts)After that it really depends on the circumstances.
harmonicon
(12,008 posts)Ask my valet. That's his job.
MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,368 posts)... to put them on the same way every day. I can't be the only person here who has no usual method - can I?
Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)about elves getting dressed:
"They put their little green pants on
First the left, then the right..."