My sketch up to my wife on how to zombie-proof the house:

[Earth_First]

[NYC_SKP]

1. Love it, except that corner looks vulnerable...

[kentauros]

2. Put a trampoline there, angled outward

[NYC_SKP]

3. Or, Paint a Tunnel Opening on a brick wall!

[kentauros]

5. Or,

leave them a copy of The Handbook for the Recently Deceased, and a drawn door. When they bump into it three times, they'll be sent to the Afterlife Waiting Room

[NYC_SKP]

8. Bwahahhhahahahaha!

I can't outdo that deviousness!

[NightWatcher]

4. But when you leave the house some fit zombies will run you down

They used to walk slowly but you just had to go giving them a workout that will cause a legion of super zombies to be able to run down any human.

[kentauros]

6. That would only happen if the treadmills are set at a reasonable speed.

Set 'em on high for hilarious results:

[Earth_First]

7. This.

For sure.

[NightWatcher]

11. Damn, your a thinker

I'm still convincing my wife to let me install an alligator filled moat around our residence.

Not having much luck at it.

[Rockyj]

9. Should Go Down in History!

I think my gut burst!

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Genius!

[Solly Mack]

12. lolololololol

That's beautiful!

[Gorp]

13. That might just work, but so would pictures of Sarah Palin on the outside of the house.

That would just scream, "NO BRAINS HERE!"