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Has anyone seen my penis this morning? And my glasses? (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 OP
no In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1
Oh no...you need glasses? Sekhmets Daughter Feb 2013 #2
Like I said... MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #3
What else woud explain it? Sekhmets Daughter Feb 2013 #5
If they are still missing, HappyMe Feb 2013 #4
Nothing "proper" about them, I hope. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #7
The Improper Proper Authorities. HappyMe Feb 2013 #9
Check the bathroom union_maid Feb 2013 #6
Uh-oh!!! Think, MiddleFingerMom, THINK!!! MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #8
This post was alerted on! The jury possessing a sense of humor unlike the alerter voted 6/0 to ohiosmith Feb 2013 #10
That's the trouble sometimes with copycat threads... MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #11
You sir,....are a kind soul! Much more so than me! ohiosmith Feb 2013 #12
the alerter cannot alert again for 24 hours In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #14
Cool! ohiosmith Feb 2013 #15
my pleasure In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #17
the 'roo was rude to you Kali Feb 2013 #21
holy shit In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #13
Wtf? HappyMe Feb 2013 #16
lol . . . and props to #5 In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #18
I cannot tell a lie,......I was #3! ohiosmith Feb 2013 #19
Good deal. HappyMe Feb 2013 #20
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #24
This post was alerted on... hay rick Feb 2013 #22
This "day" made MY day. Thanks. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2013 #23
I see someone is jealous of MFM's tag team sponge baths. n/t A Simple Game Feb 2013 #27
These? Ptah Feb 2013 #25
Is it detachable? kentauros Feb 2013 #26

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)
9. The Improper Proper Authorities.
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 11:19 AM
Feb 2013

Whatever you do, don't call the Improper Improper Authorities. I heard something about teeth and stomping.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
8. Uh-oh!!! Think, MiddleFingerMom, THINK!!!
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 11:17 AM
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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)
10. This post was alerted on! The jury possessing a sense of humor unlike the alerter voted 6/0 to
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 12:25 PM
Feb 2013

let it stand!
At Sat Feb 23, 2013, 08:13 AM an alert was sent on the following post:

Has anyone seen my penis this morning? And my glasses?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018313026

REASON FOR ALERT:

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

This is rude.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Sat Feb 23, 2013, 08:22 AM, and the Jury voted 0-6 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: totally disgusting, a little humor.... I vote keep it
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: You want rude? Go to Meta! Leave it!
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Oh For Fuck Sake! Who alerted this, what the hell is supposed to be "rude" about this.

It's the 21st century, just hide the thread or Ignore the member or trash the forum.

Sheesh! NYC_SKP
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The lounge. The post is, I think, intended to be humorous..and it is, though not the most tasteful I have ever observed. Not rude, maybe crude.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
11. That's the trouble sometimes with copycat threads...
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 01:00 PM
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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
17. my pleasure
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 04:16 PM
Feb 2013

for real this time!
not part of our show = teh hot

assholes that alerts just for fun or because of a personal grudge piss me off

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)
16. Wtf?
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 04:14 PM
Feb 2013


Rude? Juror 3 is right. Meta is where the real 'rude' is, and that's on a mellow day.

Good job, jury.

hay rick

(7,598 posts)
22. This post was alerted on...
Sat Feb 23, 2013, 11:21 PM
Feb 2013

Now that's funny.

Somebody's day:
Got up, got on the computer, went to DU, went to the lounge, opened a MiddleFingerMom post, hit the alert button, got a 0-6 jury verdict and can't alert for another 24 hours. Scratched ass and tried to decide whether to go back to bed for the next 24 hours or go straight to Meta...

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