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This was insipired by a few hours spent reading the Meta forum. I hope it comes across as the gentle satire it is intended to be. All characters are fictional and any similarity to any actual du'er, living or dead, is coincidental.
A typical day on DU:
Brand New DU'er: I really like Tom & Jerry and The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Show. Here are some of my favourite clips:
Du'er #1: Oh, so you think hurting animals is funny, do you? You make me sick.
Brand New Du'er: Wait, what? I love animals. I cried when Bambi's mother died!
Du'er #1: Sure you did. I bet you laugh yourself silly torturing animals all day, you bastard! Alerted.
Du'er #2: I object in the strongest possible terms over the use of the word bastard. My grandparents weren't married and they were wonderful, loving people, and so was my father. Even though he's been dead for over 50 years, I still miss him every day and I'm still in therapy over it.
Du'er #3: Oh, Du'er #2, we love you.
Du'er #2: Thank you, Du'er #3.
Brand New Du'er: But these cartoons are just jokes. I never hurt animals, I swear.
Du'er #1: Your jokes are lame, and so is Tom & Jerry. Go back to your animal-hurting friends at Stormfront!
Du'er #4: As a differently-challenged American, I must really object to the use of the L-word. I thought we had all agreed to stop using that word. Just tell him his jokes stink.
Du'er #5: There it is again: The hatred against those who smell normatively different. I'm outta here!
Du'er #6: All this bickering is getting old...
Old Du'er: Hey!
Du'er #6: I'm sorry, Old Du'er! I meant that this discussion is getting really lame...
Du'er #4: STOP USING THE L-WORD!!!!!
Brand New Du'er: But I love animals. Here's a picture of me hugging my cat. I call him Hitler because he has this cute little square dark patch under his nose, see?
Du'ers #7-14 (in unison): Booo!!! Tomsbstone! Tombstone! Tombstone! Down with the animal-torturing Nazi!
Admin: * User Brand New Du'er has been PPR'ed *
Du'ers #7-14 (in unison): Yaaaay!!!! Ding Dong, the witch is Dead!
Du'er #15: As a practising Wiccan....
Kali
(55,008 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Skinner
(63,645 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Ptah
(33,028 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)BB
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I am also a IET Life Master Instructor.
Have posted several healing/opening the heart chakra videos
in the lounge during the month of Feburary.
merry meet
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)She lives close to me and I converse with her sometimes.
Just curious
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Yes. I will look into purchasing some of her books. The quest for knowledge is ongoing.
Still Blue in PDX
(1,999 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)Art_from_Ark
(27,247 posts)YankeyMCC
(8,401 posts)sheshe2
(83,758 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)popping in to pedantically note that the picture was itchy and scratchy, not tom and jerry.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)You're right! Here, just for you:
Pedantic DU'er: I protest! That isn't Tom & Jerry! That's Itchy & Scratchy! Don't you know anything, you Moran?!
tblue37
(65,342 posts)that it's embarrassing that DUers don't even know how to spell "moron," and this makes us look bad to people who stop by for a visit.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)name not needed
(11,660 posts)You should be watching Worker & Parasite.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)NBachers
(17,108 posts)This is the title of a post I made on Friday. I wasn't sure if there were some offended douchebags around, or if some regarded this as a "perjorative gender-oriented casting-part-of-the-population-not-in-the-best-light term."
DollarBillHines
(1,922 posts)I am sick and tired of Bag getting all of the attention.
I Lead the Way and I get no respect.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)winter is coming
(11,785 posts)Somehow, I still don't have a fresh, clean feeling.
dangin
(148 posts)Being mean to people. I also don't get it. You're mean.
valerief
(53,235 posts)PatSeg
(47,430 posts)I remember when it was a lot more fun to come here, but my memory could be failing me.
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)PatSeg
(47,430 posts)Maybe a little more recognition and appreciation of humor could help. Something to lighten the discourse now and then. I remember some threads that were silly and hysterically funny, a reminder to not take ourselves so seriously all the time.
.............AND you're "crazy"!!!
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)And yes, I am crazy.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)A DUzy button could be made to work like the Greatest Page...only in that case it would compile the threads with DUzy clicks into another page ranked from most clicks to least. That would be a lot of fun and it would be a way to have the DUzys back, in a way.
PatSeg
(47,430 posts)PatSeg
(47,430 posts)CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)You couldn't have ended this any better...
Very clever and very funny!
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)and so accurate
nolabear
(41,963 posts)Made me lol in the airport causing people to give me the hairy eyeball.
yellerpup
(12,253 posts)OrwellwasRight
(5,170 posts)And Bookmarked. Classic comedy!! And too true. I think I almost got run outta here on a rail a couple times before I hit 100 posts. Gee, remember when that used to be a lot?
Liberalagogo
(1,770 posts)because that's NOT Tom & Jerry....that's Itchy & Scratchy.
union_maid
(3,502 posts)Ron Obvious, you rule!
redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)bench scientist
(1,107 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,574 posts)You have captured the life cycle of a great many threads here on DU. If I read arguing for more than a comment or two I stop reading..........
Baitball Blogger
(46,705 posts)Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)KoKo
(84,711 posts)a Spectacle true to the Roman Spectacles ...for the "Bread and Circuses".. the "Lions and the Gladiators."
Truly...History is a FRIEND!
's. In the END..it's all THEATER of the ABSURD.
BUT...ohhhhh THE MONEY IT MAKES on THE MISERY.......Ohhh the delight it brings between false Friends and Foes..
distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)As one who can not stop looking at the train wreck and occasionally pokes my nose in, this was spot on.
NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)GoneOffShore
(17,339 posts)But you obviously have too much time on your hands.
EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)I can smell the tar and pitch and practically hear the sharpening of the knives.
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)I was in the DU2 archives the other day and could not help but notice the difference between the mostly civilized threads there and the not so much threads here.
TygrBright
(20,759 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)I keep pounding on the Rec button but it's not working!
whatchamacallit
(15,558 posts)NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)petronius
(26,602 posts)don't forget the 'inherited mixed animal' thread...
Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)I'm pretty sure I missed that one.
EastTennesseeDem
(2,675 posts)Oh my God. You...you are in for a treat.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815
petronius
(26,602 posts)I can't make it three lines without LOLing...
Skip Intro
(19,768 posts)"He was up on the couch
today and I got him off there and then I couldn't find
the remote. Then he was scratching himself and
the channels kept changing. "
treestar
(82,383 posts)WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)was also absolute gold.
*wham wham wham*
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)those "bodice ripper" books
the characters and subject matter change, but the plots are always the same
pacalo
(24,721 posts)Perfection!
Waiting For Everyman
(9,385 posts)A bunch of those DUers need to "me too" each other on each point.
So funny, Ron Obvious!
Melinda
(5,465 posts)You are too funny!!!~!
treestar
(82,383 posts)It can be dangerous for newbies!
Hissyspit
(45,788 posts)This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate. (See <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=aboutus#communitystandards" target="_blank">Community Standards</a>.)
ALERTER'S COMMENTS:
Argle Bargle. Derp.
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bluesbassman
(19,373 posts)Hissyspit
And a great OP from you Ron Obvious!
Hissyspit
(45,788 posts)Jasana
(490 posts)as a brand new DUer (I came with the Elizabeth Warren wing) I was reading through Meta the last couple of days trying to understand it all. I came away feeling a little
bluesbassman
(19,373 posts)you'll have a psychotic episode.
Welcome to DU BTW.
Jasana
(490 posts)for the warm welcome.
Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)It helps to have a sense of humor here and this is the funniest thread I've read in ages! That's one thing about DUers, we can and do laugh at ourselves, LOL. DUers are the kindest and most generous folks on earth, despite Meta, LOL, and we're so glad you decided to join us!
Jasana
(490 posts)Hello back Rhiannon12866. It's nice to meet you.
Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)And DU is unique. Yes, we do get excited about things sometimes, but I don't know what I'd do without DU. The news I read here is often reported sooner than the major news outlets, since folks here are so plugged in. And when tragedy strikes, no place is more compassionate. After the 2004 election, which totally blindsided a lot of us, we had two special forums, one for those who were angry and needed to sound off, and the other for "help and sympathy," for those who were shocked and just miserable, including me.
And there's always The Lounge if you're looking for a laugh. I've been here since the lead up to the war in Iraq and DU is my home. I hope you find a home here, too...
AnotherDreamWeaver
(2,850 posts)And you might feel strange if you wander into the 9/11 dungeon, but most places are cool. I mostly just read links from the Greatest Threads page.
Jasana
(490 posts)and I'm not sure I want to go there at all. Nice to meet another DUer. Hi AnotherDreamWeaver!
annabanana
(52,791 posts)never never never go in there....
Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)I have tears running down my face!!!
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Thank you, Ron
Welcome to DU, Jasana.
"As a practising Wiccan ..."
Beearewhyain
(600 posts)As a long time DU'er with a low post count you have illustrated quite well why I choose to keep the post count low.
DonCoquixote
(13,616 posts)And like all jokes that are funny, it shows something really sad.
velvet
(1,011 posts)Last edited Tue Feb 26, 2013, 09:46 AM - Edit history (1)
Bravo!! I laughed so much I TOS'd my MIRT and the CS got PPR all over it.
You owe me a new DU.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)If there was a Grand Prize Duzy of All Time, this should get it.
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)WilliamPitt
(58,179 posts)union_maid
(3,502 posts)No one should have to miss this.
Liberalynn
(7,549 posts)DisgustipatedinCA
(12,530 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)tblue
(16,350 posts)My gosh, what a cast of characters we are!
Thank you! This is so funny because it's so true!
MH1
(17,600 posts)Thanks for the laugh!
davsand
(13,421 posts)The lack of sensitivity is just too much for me. I am LEAVING DU FOREVER and you can't stop me, no matter how much you beg me to stay.
That's right. You will have to beg me to stay.
No, seriously. I'm leaving in a huff.
OK, I'm hurt and offended.
I'll be back, I gotta take the dog outside...
Laura
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Beacool
(30,247 posts)Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)You could add 'put on ignore' posts and accusations of troll for authenticity
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)DU is nothing like this!
It's actually far, far worse.
IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)Truly funny - a perfect capturing of the circular firing squad!
nolabear
(41,963 posts)Aldo Leopold
(685 posts)Well, that, and my password is really, really long.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Aldo Leopold
(685 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)You should be promoted to Captain for that!
deutsey
(20,166 posts)just when I was thinking humor was dead here at DU, this comes along and reassures me it still lives!
This is hilarious...it's funny coz it's true!
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,182 posts)Cha
(297,220 posts)Ron Obvious!
abbeyco
(1,555 posts)Bravo for a job well done - you've captured the essence and the pain perfectly!
DrewFlorida
(1,096 posts)If only people on DU were so eloquent in voicing their displeasure, DU would be a much better place.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)Nailed it!
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)Last edited Wed Feb 27, 2013, 12:20 AM - Edit history (1)
gateley
(62,683 posts)We're such whacks.
RetroLounge
(37,250 posts)RL
FloridaJudy
(9,465 posts)Like cartoons when we face serious issues like climate change and drone attacks?
You're nothing but a bunch of spoiled bourgeoisie!
Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)Someone else has to +2
Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)And them some!
Rhiannon12866
(205,321 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)SammyWinstonJack
(44,130 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)Just change a few words in the first two panels
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Right alongside "Don't tutch the but" and "Call Congress right fucking now!"
Dash87
(3,220 posts)And I won't shut about it either. See you in the next 100 posts you make where I reply calling you names and posting one-sentence snide messages, like anyone actually cares.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
steve2470
(37,457 posts)Iwillnevergiveup
(9,298 posts)except I didn't really see myself!
Great job, Ron. Obviously.
union_maid
(3,502 posts)Best OP EVER!