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struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)
Tue Feb 26, 2013, 10:29 PM Feb 2013

Why should we elect you world dictator?


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Gonna post lots and lots and lots of kitteh pics!
1 (20%)
Yeah ... um ... look, why doncha take a quick peek at who else is runnin and get back t'me on that ... 'kay?
0 (0%)
Cuz if I win I'll know it if you didn't!
0 (0%)
I'll put pot in every chicken!
1 (20%)
Gotta secret plan to solve breastfeeding at Olive Garden!
1 (20%)
My campaign slogan says it all: More and/or sex for everybody!
0 (0%)
Otherwise, I'll tell my icky cousin you like him, and I'll give him your phone number!
0 (0%)
I promise, if you elect me, the War of 1812 will be but a memory!
1 (20%)
One word: glitter! Imagine the Great Pyramid covered with glitter! Imagine the Galapagos Islands covered with glitter! Imagine the Eiffel Towel covered with glitter! Imagine ...
0 (0%)
Can't remember. Sorry. Maybe you could ask again after my nap.
1 (20%)
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Why should we elect you world dictator? (Original Post) struggle4progress Feb 2013 OP
Pot in every chicken union_maid Feb 2013 #1
War of 1812 - Gone from the books! ellisonz Feb 2013 #2
Plenty of sex for all! HappyMe Feb 2013 #3
That sounds sinfulicious ellisonz Feb 2013 #4
Welcome to HappyLand! HappyMe Feb 2013 #5
Because I say so nt MrScorpio Feb 2013 #6
All would tremble and fear guardian Feb 2013 #7
Because I'm just that awesome, that's why. Brigid Feb 2013 #8
Because....OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #9

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)
5. Welcome to HappyLand!
Wed Feb 27, 2013, 03:56 PM
Feb 2013


Where we live and let live, our tummies are full and we're all a bit buzzed. The sex ain't bad either.

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