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Why should we elect you world dictator?
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| Gonna post lots and lots and lots of kitteh pics! | |
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| Yeah ... um ... look, why doncha take a quick peek at who else is runnin and get back t'me on that ... 'kay? | |
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| Cuz if I win I'll know it if you didn't! | |
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| I'll put pot in every chicken! | |
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| Gotta secret plan to solve breastfeeding at Olive Garden! | |
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| My campaign slogan says it all: More and/or sex for everybody! | |
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| Otherwise, I'll tell my icky cousin you like him, and I'll give him your phone number! | |
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| I promise, if you elect me, the War of 1812 will be but a memory! | |
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| One word: glitter! Imagine the Great Pyramid covered with glitter! Imagine the Galapagos Islands covered with glitter! Imagine the Eiffel Towel covered with glitter! Imagine ... | |
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| Can't remember. Sorry. Maybe you could ask again after my nap. | |
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ellisonz for World Dictator!
'Free Drink Fridays' twice yearly. No more hunger or homelessness.
Where we live and let live, our tummies are full and we're all a bit buzzed.
The sex ain't bad either.
for the Destructor Has Come!
You forgot that one. 
I really, really mean it.
