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My new hobby. (Original Post)
graywarrior
Jan 2012
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CaliforniaPeggy
(149,614 posts)1. Omigod, my dear gray!
Those are wonderful!
Don't you have enough stuff to do???
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)2. You mean, sick, don't you?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)3. What, no duct tape?
Cats and duct tape actually aren't a real good idea. Never mind.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)4. Cats have claws
Ducks have webbed feet
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)5. Yeah, but ducks have a WICKED bite!!!
I'll put my hand in any dog or cat's mouth to stop them from biting - but I'll be damned if I'd do that with a duck (or a cormorant for that matter).
Turtles can bite too, easily breaking a finger.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)6. You're thinking of geese
They're worst than pit bulls.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)7. Geese are more territorial. They both have nasty bites.
(but geese can reach the naughty bits)
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)8. They like bums
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)9. They also like the one-eyed wonder worm.
Don't go skinny dipping near geese if you're a guy.
I know, you aren't, but still. Somebody warn MFM!!!!!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)10. I'm not a guy?
ruh roh
fizzgig
(24,146 posts)11. that first one is fucking gold
stumbled across this the other day
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)12. I....I....I... aye yi yi
Kali
(55,008 posts)13. bwhahahahhahaha