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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMan hides 10'' gun in rectum.
There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun.
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation , a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison last Monday by concealing the weapon in his rectum.
One day later, officers confiscated the .38 revolver from the jail cell of Michael Leon Ward, arrested Jan. 9, a statement from the Onslow County Sheriff's Office explains. They'd performed a strip search on Ward and even required that he "squat and cough" to see if he held any contraband, but nothing turned up, according to MSNBC.
He was initially arrested because police allegedly found drugs and related paraphernalia during the traffic stop.
Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)"It was a million to one shot, Doc, a million to one."
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,834 posts)OffWithTheirHeads
(10,337 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)LMFAO!
LeftinOH
(5,354 posts)Seriously, I don't. Maybe some people have a frequently used "container area" which can accommodate objects like a gun.
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)geardaddy
(24,926 posts)Oh, you said "gun"
MrCoffee
(24,159 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)a "smarter" person would have used an automatic.
Arkansas Granny
(31,515 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Neoma
(10,039 posts)Ewwwwwweeeeewwweeeee
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Temperatures taken with a rectal thermometer (or gun) average about one degree warmer.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)O_o
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)"Er, hang on.... wait a sec here... I've almost got it. Oh, it's a little slippery. Just give me another second, willya? Damn... Oh, here it comes... I got it, I got it!... Damn, I dropped it, it's kinda..."
*BANG*
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)intaglio
(8,170 posts)Is that a gun in your rectum or are you afraid to sit down?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)MilesColtrane
(18,678 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)MilesColtrane
(18,678 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)He had time to stick a gun up his butt, but left drugs and paraphernalia to be found on a traffic stop? Then he just leaves the gun in the toilet? Nope, the story stinks.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)But I still think the story is fishy.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)petronius
(26,602 posts)It really sounds like the SO is overlooking the far more likely possibility that some staff member colluded in smuggling it in. And I'm more convinced of that now that I see the size - when I was assuming it was a something much smaller it was within the realm of possibility...
So yeah, color me skeptical as well.
bigwillq
(72,790 posts)BiggJawn
(23,051 posts)Le Petomain Lives!
deucemagnet
(4,549 posts)You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and...oh...never mind."
Behind the Aegis
(53,955 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)Ok someone with a sense of humor coined that line.
dimbear
(6,271 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)pokerfan
(27,677 posts)Justice wanted
(2,657 posts)GAWD I can hear the comedians on this one.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)yellowcanine
(35,699 posts)Lasher
(27,579 posts)Think he practiced by shoving watermelons up his ass? Wonder what would have happened if he'd farted? Would bullets have shot out his ass? Don't point that thing at me!
Turbineguy
(37,323 posts)Oh, wait, never mind.
Orrex
(63,208 posts)Now that's what I call a .38 special.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Orrex
(63,208 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)BiggJawn
(23,051 posts)"Where'd they find this gun, McGee?"
"Um, up the suspect's ass, Abby..."
"GIBBS!!!!"