"Whenever I do something to annoy my big boy, this is what I do.

[pacalo]

I tell him, 'Just put a letter of reprimand in my file, honeybun'."

[Angry Dragon]

1. You have too much time on your hands

[pacalo]

2. You've noticed.

That makes two of us, doesn't it?

[Angry Dragon]

3. ..........

[pacalo]

6. Backatcha...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. are you in my brain??

[pacalo]

5. Hahaaa!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. fookin brilliant

[siligut]

9. If I could go back in time . . .

I would make it up to our family pets, all the dressing-up, pulling my sled, licking peanut butter from my toes, all of it gone, well the peanut butter thing is pretty innocuous and really interesting, for a kid that is.

[marzipanni]

10. Dogs probably like peanut butter and toe jam

I know our dog does not care for Fritos®, perhaps because they smell like her feet.
Do humans like snacks that smell like their feet? Some do, in the form of limburger cheese.

[siligut]

11. Oh yeah

He loved that peanut butter, toe jam, probably not. He would check my feet for peanut butter when I was barefoot and sitting down with my feet up, but didn't lick them unless there was peanut buttter smeared on them.