Have you ever accidentally fallen into a life raft?

[Swede]

I hate when that happens.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. As I said when responding to a similar OP

I accidentally swallowed a cheese danish today. Most unfortunate.

[ohiosmith]

2. Accidents happen!

Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your d*ck in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

[ret5hd]

3. Why yes, as a matter of fact! I don't know why thos seems improbable!

Why, just this week it happened to me. Now, i don't want to go into details, but because of this one klutzy act of happenstance, it now looks like i will be cleaning toilets for the rest of my life.

A million in one, i'm relling you. A million in one!

[hunter]

4. More imaginary misadventures of our brave captain:

http://laughingsquid.com/sex-is-no-accident

[RebelOne]

5. Not lately. It's been a few years since I have been on a cruise. n/t

[HopeHoops]

6. Not that I recall, but to do it would require being too drunk to recall it anyway.

[RedCloud]

7. Close! I fell into some rift raft.

Not exactly my type of art, but not far away either.

[backtoblue]

8. No, but I've accidentally fallen out of my canoe

In my defense, I was trying to save the cooler full of beer that had fallen out!

[geardaddy]

9. No, but this happened.

Million to one shot, doc.