Any contemporary Spanish speakers? Got an odd text we're trying to figure out.

[politicat]

We got drunk-dialed/booty called last night... At 3 in the morning. By someone who really had the wrong number and kept calling and calling and texting.

My Norte Spanish is rusty and about twenty years out of date and google is confounded.

Any guesses on

k royo mia soy el mazatleco contesta

?

It would be nice to let the poor lonely pants down easily instead of just hitting the accidental snooze/ignore the way we did this morning.