OK: I am the Queen of England

[cliffordu]

I love to sing and dance.

And if you don't believe me,

I'll punch you in the pants.

Pfthhh.

[petronius]

1. Pleased to meet you! I am Marie of Romania...

[cliffordu]

2. Well.....

Pleased to meetcha!!!

[LiberalEsto]

3. I'm the Empress of Estonia

I rule the Baltic Sea

And if you don't believe me,

I'll have you thrown into our darkest dungeon, chained to the moldy walls, and fed nothing but boiled herring.

So there!

[pipi_k]

4. And I am

the Voodoo Queen of Tootpoodle, Mass

If you don't obey me, I'll bite you on the ass.



Before turning you into a zombie frog.

[cliffordu]

5. See, now you're just making promises I'll dream about for weeks....

[mysuzuki2]

6. And I am king fucking Montezuma!

Honest.

[cliffordu]

7. Is that YOUR revenge we keep talking about??

[mysuzuki2]

8. Yes.

Ive been giving you gtingos the trots for almost 500 years. It seems the least I could do!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. I'm holding out for The Witch Queen of New Orleans.

[ConcernedCanuk]

10. "Queen Clifford" - sorta has a ring to it . .

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CC

[cliffordu]

12. It kinda does, don't it???

[Mr.Bill]

11. National Lampoon

[cliffordu]

13. LOL...Yup!

I LOVED the photos of that little tiny woman with those oversized boxing gloves......

[olddots]

14. " I am the urban spaceman "

Bonzo Dog Do-Dah Band 1967

[cliffordu]

15. Shit - I have't thought about them for decades.

[Canuckistanian]

16. Once I was the King of Spain

Now I eat humble pie...