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Graphic baby delivery photo (Original Post) Major Nikon Jun 2013 OP
It's true! They are brought by the stork! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2013 #1
Photographic Evidence!! Tuesday Afternoon Jun 2013 #2
Ok, so my parents told me the "stork" story when I was little. Brigid Jun 2013 #3
"The Stork" is mommy's special name for daddy's, uh ... Arugula Latte Jun 2013 #8
and I thought watching C-sections was bad... ileus Jun 2013 #4
I was found under a cabbage in the cabbage patch !! auntAgonist Jun 2013 #5
Better under a cabbage than in a handbag from the cloakroom at Victoria Station! csziggy Jun 2013 #7
GREAT! MrMickeysMom Jun 2013 #6

Brigid

(17,621 posts)
3. Ok, so my parents told me the "stork" story when I was little.
Sun Jun 16, 2013, 01:13 PM
Jun 2013

Then later I was told it was just a story. Now this. I'm confused.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
7. Better under a cabbage than in a handbag from the cloakroom at Victoria Station!
Sun Jun 16, 2013, 05:37 PM
Jun 2013
Jack: Yes. The late Mr. Thomas Cardew, an old gentlemen of a kindly disposition found me and gave me the name of Worthing because he happened to have a first class ticket to Worthing at the time. Worthing is a place in Sussex. It's a seaside resort.

Lady Bracknell: And where did this charitable gentlemen with the first class ticket to the seaside resort find you?

Jack: In a handbag.

Lady Bracknell: [closes eyes briefly] A handbag?

Jack: Yes, Lady Bracknell, I was in a hand bag. A somewhat large... black... leather handbag with handles... to it.

[pause]

Lady Bracknell: An ordinary handbag.

Lady Bracknell: And where did this Mr. James... or, Thomas Cardew come across this ordinary handbag?

Jack: The cloak room at Victoria Station. It was given to him in mistake for his own...

Lady Bracknell: [Shocked] The cloak room at Victoria Station?

Jack: Yes. The Brighton line.

Lady Bracknell: The line is immaterial.

The Importance of Being Earnest

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278500/quotes
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