You get to have angry sex with one Republican. Who is it?

[Taverner]

Not telling mine until you tell me yours

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. Jon Huntsman

[Taverner]

3. SE Cupp

[cliffordu]

32. Yep, Sippy Cupp for me, too.

But she'd have to keep her fucking mouth shut.

[Tom_Foolery]

37. Oh, yeah! She's the one. n/t

[Boomerproud]

46. She's ugly.

n/t

[NYC_SKP]

4. That was quick!

A little TOO quick!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. do you judge me, NYC_SKP ? not much to choose from and I remember him

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because I thought he was the only one who could pose a threat to Obama.

And, you gotta admit: dude is good-looking

[NYC_SKP]

9. You left out generations of fine young repubs!

Take, for example, this young man:



Who didn't learn to even smile until his virginity was taken by one Penelope Farquar some time in the mid 1930's!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. always did like a man in uniform.

[RILib]

41. +1 to Huntsman. But I don't think I'd be angry ;-)

[WorseBeforeBetter]

57. I was going to say Vince Vaughn...

but I think I like *yours* better.

[GentryDixon]

85. Good Choice.

He is rather more progressive than most Utah Repubs.

[NYC_SKP]

2. Agnew.

Like, Duh!






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[taterguy]

5. Bo Derek

[rrneck]

6. I could neither achieve or sustain. nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. therefore, you must abstain ... ?

[rrneck]

12. That crowd makes ferret soaping look pretty good. ntt

[HarveyDarkey]

11. How angry?

[Taverner]

47. Breakup Sex Angry

[femmocrat]

13. Please define....

"angry" sex? Sounds unpleasant.

[Yavin4]

14. Kathleen Parker

I could not disagree with her more, but she is fine. And damn sexy.

[RILib]

69. If I played for the other team, I would say her too.

Never saw her, I got rid of my tv, but she definitely is fine.

[Arugula Latte]

15. Marcus Bachmann or Lindsay Graham

Because they'd be about as into it as I would be, and it wouldn't happen.

[tavernier]

16. Not with a gross of condoms

[In_The_Wind]

17. I've never had angry sex with anyone.

[kwassa]

18. Amy Holmes

?w=500

[burnodo]

19. Stacey Dash

angry or otherwise

[HipChick]

20. Mitch McConnell

At that time, it will only be because I am not longer of sound body or mind..

[MrMickeysMom]

56. Wow!

Turtle Fuck!

Drizzel-Drezzel-Drazzel-Drum... Time for dis vone to come home!

[Arugula Latte]

61. John Cornyn would want to hear about this ...

[Incitatus]

21. How angry?

Can I use a chainsaw?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

40. !

he said Angry not Insane

[struggle4progress]

22. You lost me when you followed "angry" by "sex"

[In_The_Wind]

30. +1000

[Demoiselle]

87. Me too.

[Agschmid]

23. Okay I am going to get flack...

I don't think it would be "angry" but he sure seems like he'd be a power top.

WARNING... GRAPHIC CONTENT BELOW...

I won't pretend my mind has not gone there.

Just saying...

[Loryn]

52. Really?

Sex with a muppet?

[Fearless]

78. I would assume he would be light on the foreplay.

Strictly missionary. Very white bread.

I dunno.

[mythology]

24. Couldn't do it

I have no desire to have sex with somebody who's political bent is so different from mine. I couldn't see deriving pleasure from it, or having any desire to have them touch me.

I don't think that sex always has to be about love or have the bed covered in rose petals, but I have some standards.

[GoCubsGo]

25. How much am I being paid to do this?

Anything less than seven figures won't cut it, and even then...

[hibbing]

26. Meghan McCain n/t

[jakeXT]

67. I saw a video of her talking to Kasparian recently

[orleans]

27. none of them. they can all go fuck themselves. n/t

[libodem]

28. Best answer yet!

[LostOne4Ever]

29. I guess

Ill be spending some quality time with a box of Kleenex then.

[ConcernedCanuk]

31. Sarah

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.
.

what's to say?



CC

[Myrina]

33. Little Pedro Bush.

He's at least tolerable to look at. As long as there's duct tape over his mouth while he' in my presence.

[Major Nikon]

34. Laura Bush

[HangOnKids]

36. Results Of The Alert On Your Thread

ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

angry sex? wtf? this is off the wall nasty.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Tue Jun 18, 2013, 12:59 PM, and the Jury voted 3-3 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: I think it's just stupid.
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: the alerter writes "angry sex?" followed by "wtf." Yes angry sex involves fucking. Then follows it with "this is off the wall".... off the wall only happens with masturbation. Let this stand the alerter is troubled.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT and said: OK, my dark side says this is as funny as hell but the light side says not for mixed company- hide
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: make love, not war.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[RILib]

42. not for mixed company?

How old is that juror? 200?

[HangOnKids]

43. That was odd!

[OrwellwasRight]

54. ROTF, LMAO

[Chan790]

64. That reminds me of spending time with Grandma.

Grandma had a list of conversational topics that in her mind it was inappropriate to discuss in front of black people...that was odd and she never really seemed to grasp that if she was uncomfortable saying it in front of the Jamaican woman who lived next door (a professor of Black History) that perhaps she shouldn't be saying it at all.

The contents of said list were odder though and included things like the price of produce, the 1920s (Grandma had been a flapper), Jazz music, World War II, poetry (Grandma was a moderately-successful poet and was published in several mainstream magazines) and other people's bad fortune.

[datasuspect]

60. what a fucking dumb twit fuck for alerting on this.

[Iggo]

38. One grudge-fuck, eh?

I gotta go with Sippy Cup.

But she's gotta wear the glasses or the deal is off!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. posting information without comment

the antonym for angry is calm

meanwhile synonyms for angry include but, are not limited to:

tumultous/tumultuous
impassioned
infuriated
irascible
irritable
resentful
turbulent

[ConcernedCanuk]

50. I like "turbulent"

.
.
.

yeah

turbulent is a better description methinks . . .



CC

[Tuesday Afternoon]

51. nothing wrong with

tumultuous and impassioned either.

especially as opposed to 'calm'

calm .... sex .......... nice enough I guess.

[Locut0s]

44. Conditions that have to be met for this to work...

It's a one night stand.
We both understand the above, it's sex only.
No talking about politics. We hate each other and we know it.
We are both drunk as a skunk.

Given the above? Hmm...



Didn't know who SE Cupps was till this thread

[Lady Freedom Returns]

45. Boy... one ...

When it comes to sexual enjoyment, I usually do NOT look at politics.

But I will go with... Dennis Quaid!

Mind you I do question this. They say he is a Republican but he seems too liberal for the Right. Buy hey, people surprise people all the time.

[NoGOPZone]

48. George Bush

As retribution for him screwing the whole country for eight years.

[madmom]

49. As long as they kept their talking to a minimum....

Kevin Costner





Clint Black

[Inkfreak]

53. I'm so grateful every time, I could never be angry.

S.E. Cup is beautiful. Her I suppose. This thread has some pretty funny responses.

[Generic Brad]

55. I'd remain passive aggressive

That means I would withhold all sexual favors from said Republican females - the entire lot of them. That strategy is currently working for me just fine, thank you.

[RedCloud]

58. The Red State Voters...

They all "think" as one. And before the sex happens, a black hole shall emerge right on top of them.

[datasuspect]

59. barbara bush

right in the cornhole.

[Arugula Latte]

62. Oh sweet Jesus on a corndog ...

:

[sharp_stick]

68. Which One

Senior:



Or Junior:

[Locut0s]

71. Wow her granddaughter?...

She's hot

[datasuspect]

82. 3 way

[joeybee12]

63. I was thinking you meant an elected Repuke...if so, Ryan...

If no, Brady Quinn.

[MrScorpio]

65. I've thought long and hard on this decision...

And I'm going to have to go with Abby Huntsman.

Seeing how that she doen't a totally reprehensible personality, we'd both might even have a really nice time.

Who knows? Maybe it could blossom into continued relationship with her, which could help bring her over to the dark side.

I see a lot of potential with Abby. I'd just have to deal with that Daddy's Girl thingie.

[Tom Ripley]

66. Michelle Bachmann; she has lovely bones, and she's certainly not getting any at home

"Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Batshit Crazy?"

[Libertas1776]

70. "Young" Republicans, maybe...

and no, not of this century.


Ike at West Point

James Garfield

Teddy Roosevelt

Gerald Ford

John Hay, Personal Secretary to President Lincoln. Later Sec of State under Teddy Roosevelt.

[AmyStrange]

72. Is that angry sex with one republican...

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or angry republican sex with one person? Is there even such a thing?

Anyway, here's a tree in the forest kind of question, if you're having sex with a republican, and they're not talking, are you still having sex with a republican?

Either way, remember that SNL gal that pretended to be Sarah Palin, is she republican?

Which brings up another question, if you're having sex with a pretend republican, is it the same thing as having sex with a real republican?

By the way, how angry am I allowed to get in this fantasy scenario?

d

P.S. Does anyone know what fanfic is? I know what it is, just curious if anyone else does too? It kind of relates here, except in an opposite kind of way...

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[warrprayer]

73. already had some

with a prominent local. (during the '90s). It was awesome.

(this is the truth - people who knew both of us and what we stood for actually busted out laughing when they saw us out together!)

I learned to admire and respect her better qualities - she was courageous, intelligent, (and had legs up to her neck.) And after being with her for a while, she often surprised me with a compassion she never showed in public, such as making some pretty strong anti-racist comments that would have gotten her in trouble with her own crowd. She was fiercely independent, and in her time kicked the glass ceiling square in the teeth. This woman feared nothing.

[pink-o]

74. First choice is no one. NOT ONE!

Because I doubt I could transition to anger from disgust. I will tolerate Repigs when I have to, but I would never have one that close to me.

And here's the sad part: Repigs are so good at fucking up the country, the economy, the middle-class, the bills of rights, et al. Those guys can fuck anything. But I bet when it comes down to real fucking, they're all fucking awful at it.

Not only would you have to stifle your gag reflex, but you wouldn't even get a happy ending from them!

[Enrique]

75. despite everyone's answers

you all know it's Alan Keyes

[mysuzuki2]

76. Why Sarah of course!

But it would have to be anal.

[Fearless]

77. Well to be obvious

I'd prove that he receives much better than he gives, so to speak.



After all if he has a future as a tight end for the Patriots, he'll need the practice.

[pintobean]

79. Angry sex sounds like rape fantasy to me

I don't give a shit who you fantasize about.
This thread is an embarrassment for DU. How fucking sad.

[AmyStrange]

81. You should have seen this place...

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before they banned sex talk in the lounge. This is nothing in comparison, but still it IS surprising to see it get by the censors none the less,

d

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

86. tis a brave new world, idn't it, Amy Strange. The censors are ourselves. Any six DUers can sit

at any time on any DU post barring, Jury Blacklists and Ignores.

and the Lounge sure has changed since the stripper pole was installed.

[Kali]

89. nailed it!

The food and bathrooms were always pretty bad, but ever since that pole got installed I have been seeing way too much ugly ass ASS showing.

[Kali]

90. No censors, but ya takes yer chances on getting alerted

and a jury hiding a post. More things get left now than they used to.

[Kali]

88. I agree.

This thread would be a normal, run-of-the-mill Lounge thread if it weren't for the "angry".

I got the same impression, rape fantasy.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

91. gotta admit this thread sent me to a dictionary and a thesaurus

the antonym for angry is calm ....

calm sex ....

calm. sex.

nothing wrong with calm sex, don't get me wrong.

afterwards, I get so calm I fall asleep ....

is that TMI

[Kali]

92. some of the thesaurus meanings sound less hurtful

to me sex in anger borders on force

[Tuesday Afternoon]

94. yes, I can understand how some here would take it that way. have to admit

the replies in here have been more revealing than some DUers might realize.

how disingenuous they "come" off

ha. little joke there.

[Kali]

95. indeed

[mwdem]

80. Robert Downey Jr.

Although he might be more angry than me...I'm no spring chicken!

[Squinch]

97. He's a Republican???? That makes me sad. But, yeah. I'd pick him too.

[Denninmi]

83. Mary Matalin or Condoleza Rice

Or both, a rather sleezy ménage a trios.

Of course, I would hate myself in the morning.

[Orsino]

84. McCain, McConnell, Graham, Christie, Boehner, Limbaugh, Palin. Take your pick.

But if I'm going to take one for the team, I want it to do the most possible damage to the GOP's self-image.

[AsahinaKimi]

93. does this include a

Shinai... because I will always have one handy...

"baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka! Baka!"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

96. lol

girl!! you crack me up.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

98. Angry Sex. Vertical Style: The Paso Doble or The Argentine Tango

Pasodoble is based on music played at bullfights during the bullfighters' entrance (paseo) or during the passes (faena) just before the kill. The leader of this dance plays the part of the matador. The follower generally plays the part of the matador's cape, but can also represent the shadow of the matador, as well as the bull or a flamenco dancer in some figures. Its origin dates back to a French military march with the name “Paso Redoble.” This was a fast paced march, which is why this is a fast-paced Latin American dance modeled after the Spanish bull fight. Bull fighting was well-known around this time

2011 Blackpool Dance Festival Pro Latin - Paso Doble Final

The origins of tango are unclear because of poor documentation. It is generally thought that the dance developed in the late 19th century in working class neighborhoods of Buenos Aires, Argentina; and Montevideo, Uruguay, as practiced by Uruguayan and Argentine dancers and musicians, and by immigrant laborers.[2]

Tango Argentina